2009 Alienware CHAMPIONS
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No, I don't hack. It's my 700 comments from my amazing friends that make me good.
Jordan, "ρяσlуfιк / мσятιcιαη"
Milwaukee, Wisconsin, United States 
Also called Prolife, Prochoice, Profile, Prophylactic, Profilic, Fancy Letters guy, Boxes, Prodick, and Prohoe. Haters tell me that the only thing I'm prolific at is sucking dick.
Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, and fall towards the earth while rotating, separating almost before they crash into the ground, if and only if they consummate their bird fuck. If they don't, they are willing to accept their death by hard ground. It's the ultimate race against the clock.
What can I say, I'm a baller in real life, and in-game. I'm pretty much better than you in most ways.
Outside of games, I like girls and rap, and I'm a dedicated Wisconsin sports fan and athlete.
"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.
Let me skeet, don't hesitate
It ain't good to masturbate
Hoe, I'll let you suck my dick
If you say you'll be my bitch
You'll be proud to be my hoe
I'll take you everywhere I go
If anybody else, you belong to me
Is this my pussy? (woman: Yeah, Jordan...)
I'm the one that has you sprung
When I skeet, we'll have a son
Skeet them jaws, skeet them draws
Pull it out and skeet the walls
Grab it, flip it, hold it, rub it
When I skeet is when you suck it
All you have to do is believe
And the skeet will set you free
--2 Live Crew
Pills here. Really.
*NOTE-NOT ACTUALLY RACIST.
OH GOD IT'S ALL OVER MY BODY
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you know i forget about this shit, just text me, lol
we SASQUATCH nigga: maybe you should suck a DICK
ΞҲI`ﯖTAИCE: thats what got me sore in the first place
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ΞҲI`ﯖTAИCE: thats what got me sore in the first place
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sup nigga
WOAH WOAH WOAH, i don't have 700 comments and im the COOLEST l4d player, infact i made the cool in l4d
Here ya go
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