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Left 4 Dead 2
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Left 4 Dead 2
[oG] Redrabbit99
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2...
^1RedWinter
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2...
Applesauce
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Left 4 Dead 2 - Join
NOW DELETING PEOPLE FROM MY FRIENDS LIST. If you think I took you off on accident, go ahead and re-add me. I'm just tired of having 200+ people on my list, don't have time for randoms anymore.
Also called Prolife, Prochoice, Profile, Prophylactic, Profilic, Boxes, Prodick, and Prohoe. Haters tell me that the only thing I'm prolific at is sucking dick.
What can I say, I'm a baller in real life, and in-game.
Outside of games, I like bitchez, rap, and weed, and I'm a dedicated Wisconsin sports fan and athlete.
"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.
Let me skeet, don't hesitate
It ain't good to masturbate
Hoe, I'll let you suck my dick
If you say you'll be my bitch
You'll be proud to be my hoe
I'll take you everywhere I go
If anybody else, you belong to me
Is this my pussy? (woman: Yeah, Jordan...)
I'm the one that has you sprung
When I skeet, we'll have a son
Skeet them jaws, skeet them draws
Pull it out and skeet the walls
Grab it, flip it, hold it, rub it
When I skeet is when you suck it
All you have to do is believe
And the skeet will set you free
--2 Live Crew
Pills here. Really.
*NOT ACTUALLY RACIST.
RULES:
1. Tag up at ALL times
2. no cheating OR hacking (any form of cheating will result in ban from the clan)
3. Respect each other (includes pubbies and other clans)
break any of the rules you will be removed from the steam groups and tag will be RIPPED off of vent thank you
