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Personal Achievements
 
Unlocked Sep 17, 2010 @ 12:58pm

Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2010 @ 12:20pm

Lord of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2010 @ 12:53pm

Lab Cleaner

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2010 @ 3:29pm

Chicken Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2010 @ 3:52am

The Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2010 @ 3:52am

The Long War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2009 @ 11:46am

Experimenticenticide

Kill 100 Specimens.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2010 @ 5:21am

Fascist Dietitian

Kill 200 Bloats.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2010 @ 10:11am

Homer's Heroes

Kill 100 Sirens.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2010 @ 11:16am

Keep Those Sneakers Off the Floor!

Kill 20 Stalkers with Explosives.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2010 @ 12:11pm

Random Axe of Kindness

Kill 15 Specimens with a Fire Axe in a Single Wave.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2010 @ 12:29pm

Bitter Irony

Kill 2 Scrakes with a Chainsaw in a Single Wave.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2010 @ 10:27am

Hot Cross Fun

Kill 25 Burning Specimens with a Crossbow.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2010 @ 6:46am

Social Outburst

Kill 8 Specimens with One Grenade.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2010 @ 10:06am

Careful Spender

Kill 4 Specimens with a Single Shot from a Hunting Shotgun.

It's Not Easy Being Greasy

Cause a Specimen to Die by Luring them into Bloat Acid.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2010 @ 10:04am

Too Close For Comfort

Finish off a Fleshpound using a Melee Attack.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2010 @ 11:22am

Master Surgeon

As a Medic, Kill 8 Specimens using a Knife in a Single Wave.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2010 @ 12:21pm

It's What's Inside That Counts

Turn 500 Specimens into Giblets.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2010 @ 12:30pm

Quarter Pounder With Ease

Turn 5 Fleshpounds into Giblets.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2010 @ 12:29pm

Self Medicator

In Co-op Mode, Use Syringe on Yourself 100 Times.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2010 @ 12:43pm

Thin-Ice Pirouette

Complete 10 Waves when the Rest of your Team has Died.

Philanthropist

Give 1,000 Pounds to Teammates who have 50% of Your Cash or Less.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2010 @ 2:17pm

I Like To Watch

Aquire 5 Minutes of "Zed-Time".
Unlocked Jul 15, 2012 @ 10:46am

Mr. Perky

Get All of your Perks up to Level 5.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2010 @ 12:32pm

Straight Rush

Kill the Patriarch Before he has a Chance to Heal.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2010 @ 1:09pm

The L.A.W. That Broke The Camel's Back

Deliver the Killing Blow to the Patriarch with a L.A.W. Rocket.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2010 @ 4:00pm

Death To The Mad Scientist

Defeat the Patriarch on Suicidal.

Experimentimillicide

Kill 1,000 Specimens.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2010 @ 3:33am

Experimentilottacide

Kill 10,000 Specimens.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2010 @ 4:19pm

Hard Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2010 @ 3:26pm

Duke of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2010 @ 8:08am

Cattle Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2010 @ 2:16pm

Hard Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2010 @ 1:20pm

Lab Assistant

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2010 @ 2:17pm

The Hard War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2010 @ 4:19am

Suicidal Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2010 @ 11:51am

Emperor of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2010 @ 1:21pm

Alligator Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2010 @ 2:52pm

Mad Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2010 @ 11:53am

Lab Professor

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2010 @ 1:22pm

The Completely Suicidal War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2010 @ 2:53pm

Tin Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2010 @ 1:45pm

Steel Worker

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2010 @ 12:08pm

Man of Steel

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2010 @ 5:03am

A Bit Barmy

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2010 @ 10:04am

Gone Mental

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2010 @ 11:45am

Complete Barking

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2010 @ 12:10pm

Squirrel King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2010 @ 2:24pm

Raccoon King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2010 @ 1:44pm

Bear King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2010 @ 5:03am

Long, Hot Summer

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2010 @ 10:05am

Summer of 2009

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2010 @ 11:45am

And Back to School

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2010 @ 9:01am

Explosive Personality

As Demolitions, kill 1000 Specimens with the Pipebomb.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2010 @ 12:14pm

Flaming Hell, That was Close

As Firebug, kill the Husk with the Flamethrower before he hurts anyone.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2010 @ 12:32pm

Merry Men

Kill the Patriarch when everyone is ONLY using Crossbows.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2010 @ 1:42pm

Blooper Reel

Turn 500 Zeds into Giblets using the M79.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2011 @ 3:55am

Dot of Doom

Get 25 headshots in a row with the EBR while using the Laser Sight.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2011 @ 11:16am

SCAR'd

Kill 1000 Specimens with the SCAR.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2010 @ 1:08pm

Healing Touch

Heal 200 teammates with the MP7's medication dart.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2012 @ 2:18pm

Pound This

Kill 100 Fleshpounds with the AA12.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2010 @ 1:46pm

Killer Junior

Kill 20 crawlers in mid-air with the M79.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2010 @ 2:17am

Getting Chunky

Obliterate 10 Zeds at once with the Pipe Bomb.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2011 @ 11:39am

Hellish Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2011 @ 1:56pm

Demonic King of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2011 @ 2:02pm

Demon Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2011 @ 12:45pm

Boss from Hell

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2011 @ 2:14pm

Scientist from Hell

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2011 @ 2:46pm

Diablo Steel Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2010 @ 8:33am

Commit-ed for life

Win a Long Game on Bedlam on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2011 @ 2:21pm

Wolf King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2011 @ 1:06am

Waste Disposal

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2011 @ 11:04am

Waste Land

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2011 @ 10:40am

Waste of Space

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2011 @ 1:00pm

Wasted

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2011 @ 1:37pm

Warehouse Janitor

Win a Long Game on Crash on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2011 @ 11:46am

Warehouse Forklift Operator

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 12:36pm

Warehouse Foreman

Win a Long Game on Crash on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2011 @ 1:16pm

Warehouse Manager

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2011 @ 12:02pm

Departure Gallery

Win a Long Game on Departed on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2011 @ 12:38pm

Departure Lounge

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2011 @ 5:43am

Departure Gate

Win a Long Game on Departed on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2011 @ 12:25pm

Dear Departed

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2011 @ 12:45pm

Running Late

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2011 @ 1:30pm

Missed Connection

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2011 @ 3:24pm

Train Wreck

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2011 @ 9:12am

Pile Up

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2011 @ 10:52am

Gimme a Plaster!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2010 @ 9:36am

That Bloody Well Hurts!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2011 @ 1:27pm

I'm Dying Here!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2010 @ 2:09pm

Not Dead Yet!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2011 @ 11:21am

Ice Cube

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2011 @ 11:58am

Crushed Ice

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2010 @ 3:39pm

Iceberg

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2011 @ 3:03pm

Comet

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2010 @ 4:38pm

Daytrip

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2011 @ 2:14pm

Gone Camping

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2010 @ 5:45am

Mountaineer

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2011 @ 10:12am

Park Ranger

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2011 @ 8:13am

Neighborhood Watch

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2011 @ 12:15pm

Private Security

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2011 @ 12:33pm

Vigilante

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2010 @ 4:37pm

SWAT

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2011 @ 9:00am

Slight Drip

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2011 @ 2:31pm

Burst Pipe

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2010 @ 2:01pm

Pressure Failure

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2011 @ 10:33am

Floodgate to Hell

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2011 @ 9:00am

Piece of Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2011 @ 12:16pm

Pound Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2011 @ 5:44am

Fruit Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2011 @ 1:57pm

Devil Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hell On Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2010 @ 1:56pm

Let Them Burn

Get 1000 points of burn damage with the MAC-10.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2010 @ 12:39pm

Walking in A Winter Horror Land

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2011 @ 3:08pm

Silent Night, Evil Night

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2011 @ 7:24am

I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2011 @ 5:36am

Grandma got Eaten by a Reindeer

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2010 @ 3:11pm

Merry Friggin Christmas

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Patriarch.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2010 @ 6:57am

Cracked the Nutcracker!

[2010 Xmas] Land the killing blow on a Christmas Fleshpound with a Knife.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2010 @ 12:01pm

Can't Catch Me!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 2 Christmas Gorefasts with a Melee weapon from behind in one wave.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2010 @ 2:08pm

Toasted Jack Frost

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Scrake with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2010 @ 12:33pm

That's not Santa!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Bloats with the Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2010 @ 2:40pm

Rudolph, the Bloody Nosed Reindeer

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Crawler with a Crossbow.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2010 @ 6:43am

Not So Silent Night

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Siren with an undetonated LAW rocket.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2010 @ 12:15pm

Fending off Mrs. Claws

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Stalkers with a Lever Action Rifle without reloading.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2010 @ 1:41pm

Who Brings a Gun to a Snow Ball Fight?

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Husk with any Pistol.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2010 @ 6:33am

Deck the Halls with Buckets o' Blood

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2010 @ 2:15pm

Tis Better to Give than to Receive

[2010 Xmas] Drop 3 Tier 3 weapons for others (with which they kill at least one Christmas Zed).
Unlocked Dec 15, 2010 @ 2:01pm

Eggnog Anyone?

[2010 Xmas] Get covered in Christmas Bloat Bile and live for 10 seconds on Hard, Suicidal, or Hell on Earth.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2010 @ 12:39pm

Bad Santa

Unlock 10 of the 13 Christmas Achievements along with any Christmas Map achievement.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2010 @ 1:39pm

Back to Work

[2010 Xmas] Kill 20 Christmas Clots in one wave.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2011 @ 6:33am

Uber Tuber

Expensive but delicious! Brought to you by Dr. Dougley and Lord Ned.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2011 @ 2:45am

Science Got Done

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2011 @ 12:28pm

Still Alive

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2011 @ 1:21pm

This is a Triumph

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2011 @ 4:19pm

I'm Making a Note Here, Huge Success

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2011 @ 1:03pm

Golden Potato

Get into GLaDOS' core on Aperture.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2011 @ 4:14pm

Flea Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2011 @ 2:54pm

Dog and Pony Show

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2011 @ 3:52pm

3 Ring Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2011 @ 1:39pm

On Top of the Big Top

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2011 @ 4:14pm

Ringmaster

Kill the "Ring Leader" (Circus Patriarch)
Unlocked Jul 1, 2011 @ 4:33pm

Sparring with a Master

Kill a Circus Gorefast with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2011 @ 4:49pm

Assistant Homicide

Kill 2 Circus Stalkers with a Melee weapon to the back in one wave.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2011 @ 4:23pm

Seeing Double

Kill 5 Circus Crawlers with a Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2011 @ 4:40pm

Clearing Clown Alley

Kill 5 Circus Bloats in one game.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2011 @ 3:57pm

The Big Hunt

Kill a Circus Scrake with a Crossbow.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2011 @ 4:27pm

Lifting a Dumbell

Kill a Circus Husk with a LAW.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2011 @ 4:21pm

Small Hands

Kill 3 Circus Clots in a wave with the Lever Action Rifle.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2011 @ 4:00pm

Elephant Gun

Land the killing blow on a Circus Fleshpound with a Pistol.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2011 @ 7:25am

Juggling Act

Drop 5 different Tier 2 weapons in one wave.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2011 @ 7:19am

Windjammer Enthusiast

Survive 10 seconds after being screamed at by a Circus Siren on Hard or above.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2011 @ 4:46pm

Taking Down the Big Top

Kill 4 Circus Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2011 @ 4:31pm

Burning up the Midway

Kill 10 Circus Clots with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2011 @ 4:50pm

Punk'd

Unlock 10 of the 13 Circus Achievements along with any Abusement Park achievement.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2011 @ 1:00pm

Sparkling in the Twilight

Kill The Vampire Patriarch Ringmaster in Bedlam
Unlocked Oct 29, 2011 @ 5:06am

Carving The Jack O' Lantern

Decapitate a burning Halloween specimen in Bedlam
Unlocked Oct 29, 2011 @ 5:17am

The Scene is Zed

Kill 250 Halloween Specimens in Bedlam
Unlocked Oct 27, 2011 @ 1:01pm

Zed October

Win a Long Bedlam Match During the Halloween Event on Hard
Unlocked Nov 1, 2011 @ 1:50pm

This is No Ordinary Rabbit!

Kill 25 Halloween Scrakes in Bedlam
Unlocked Oct 29, 2011 @ 5:06am

Trick, not Treat

Kill 5 Halloween Specimens with any gun without reloading
Unlocked Nov 1, 2011 @ 1:50pm

Rule The Roost

Get all 6 achievements and unlock Commando Chicken
Unlocked Dec 15, 2012 @ 2:31pm

Burning Irony

Kill 15 Husks with the Husk Cannon
Unlocked Dec 12, 2011 @ 4:19pm

Bloody Yanks

Kill 1 specimen ONLY while expending a full M4 Assault Rifle magazine
Unlocked Dec 12, 2011 @ 4:24pm

Finish Him

Hit a Scrake with the M203 Rifle grenade to kill him
Unlocked Dec 12, 2011 @ 3:15pm

Italian Meat Pasta

Kill 12 zeds with a full magazine from the Combat Shotgun
Unlocked Jul 11, 2012 @ 10:36am

Feeling Lucky?

Kill a specimen with every shot from your Revolver for one magazine
Unlocked Dec 12, 2011 @ 3:27pm

We Have Ourselves a Cowboy

Hold dual 9mm, dual hand cannons and Dual Revolvers
Unlocked Jul 7, 2012 @ 1:31pm

Snow Cone

Beat Ice Cave on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 12, 2011 @ 4:29pm

Stay Frosty

Beat Ice Cave on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 14, 2012 @ 2:18pm

On the Rocks

Beat Ice Cave on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 8, 2011 @ 2:42pm

Anti Freeze

Beat Ice Cave on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 8, 2011 @ 2:24pm

A Bloody Christmas Carol

Kill 15 XMas Clots, 5 xmas Stalkers, 5 XMas Crawlers, 1 XMas Siren and 1 XMas Bloat.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2012 @ 3:52pm

Spec Ops

Kill 12 clots with one magazine without reloading (MK23)
Unlocked Jul 10, 2012 @ 3:54pm

Combat Medic

Kill a zed that has injured a player (M7A3 rifle)
Unlocked Jul 14, 2012 @ 8:53am

Fugly

Kill one of each type of zed in one round (HSG Shotgun)
Unlocked Jul 10, 2012 @ 3:45pm

British Superiority

Kill a zed each with both the Bullpup and FN-Fal
Unlocked Jul 14, 2012 @ 11:25am

The Big One

Kill 2 scrakes with one shot (M99)
Unlocked Jul 7, 2012 @ 3:41am

Highway to Heaven

Beat Hellride on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 7, 2012 @ 8:50am

Stuck in Limbo

Beat Hellride on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 7, 2012 @ 12:57pm

Demonic Road

Beat Hellride on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 7, 2012 @ 11:53am

Devil's Co-pilot

Beat Hellride on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 28, 2012 @ 5:13am

Historical Remnants

Kill 6 Zeds with one magazine on an MKb42, without reloading
Unlocked Oct 28, 2012 @ 5:27am

Nail'd!

Kill 4 Stalkers in a game with the Vlad9000 Nailgun
Unlocked Dec 13, 2012 @ 3:14pm

Explosion of Love

Heal yourself plus 5 other players with one grenade
Unlocked Oct 28, 2012 @ 5:47am

Trench Warfare

Set a total of 200 Zeds on fire with the Trench Gun in Hillbilly Horror
Unlocked Oct 28, 2012 @ 8:15am

Third Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 23, 2012 @ 3:29pm

Second Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 28, 2012 @ 7:17am

First Cousins (Once Removed)

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 26, 2012 @ 3:24pm

First Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 28, 2012 @ 5:30am

Grim Reaper

Get the 6 Special Halloween Achievements plus 1 Hillbilly Horror Map Achievement to unlock the Grim Reaper
Unlocked Oct 23, 2012 @ 3:22pm

Soul Collector

Free the souls of the 25 Gnomes hidden on Hillbilly Horror in 1 game
Unlocked Oct 28, 2012 @ 5:30am

Meet Your Maker!

Kill 1000 Hillbilly Zeds
Unlocked Oct 28, 2012 @ 5:17am

Creepy Crawlies

Kill 15 Hillbilly Crawlers in 1 game with the Tommy Gun or MKb42
Unlocked Oct 28, 2012 @ 5:11am

Rippin' It Up

Kill a Hillbilly Husk and another Hillbilly Zed in the same shot with the Buzzsaw Bow or M99
Unlocked Oct 28, 2012 @ 5:03am

I Am Become Death

Kill 5 Hillbilly Zeds in 10 seconds with the Scythe or Axe
Unlocked Oct 28, 2012 @ 5:00am

Fiery Personality

Set 3 Hillbilly Gorefasts on fire with the Flare Pistol or Trench Gun
Unlocked Dec 15, 2012 @ 2:50pm

One Small Step for Man

Kill 500 Zeds with the Schneidzekk Medic Gun while you are falling
Unlocked Dec 14, 2012 @ 1:06pm

But It's All Red!

Collect all 16 Z.E.D. Gun pieces
Unlocked Dec 13, 2012 @ 3:23pm

Game Over, Man!

Have 20 Zeds you slowed with the Z.E.D. gun killed
Unlocked Dec 15, 2012 @ 2:05pm

One Giant Leap (Back) for Mankind

Beat Moonbase on Hell on Earth Difficulty



Dignity for the Dead

Kill 10 Specimens Feeding on Dead Teammates Corpses.

Highlander

Kill a Scrake, a Fleshpound, and the Patriarch with the Claymore Sword within one map

I love ze Healing not ze Hurting

Heal others for 3000 points of health with the MP5 SMG

Have my axe

Kill 30 Fleshpounds with the Dwarfs!? axe with back attacks
0 / 30

Here is to us

Beat Moonbase on Normal Difficulty

Attempting Re-entry

Beat Moonbase on Hard Difficulty

Amusing Death

Beat Moonbase on Suicidal Difficulty

Gimli That Axe!

Get the Not-a-war-hammer Achievement in Dwarfs!?

Astro Buffer Afficiando

Beat Steamland on Normal Difficulty

Modified Psychoacceleration Achiever

Beat Steamland on Hard Difficulty

Fractional Neutron Activator

Beat Steamland on Suicidal Difficulty

Advanced Omega Wave Resonance Explorer

Beat Steamland on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Simplified Force Adhesion Afficianado

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty

Oscillating Hydrogen Transition Achiever

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty

Alpha Wave Osteooxidation Activator

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Tachyon Cytoneutralization Explorer

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Hide and go Puke

[2013 Summer] Destroy all the Pukey the Clown dolls

Arcade Gamer

[2013 Summer] Complete the Pop the Clot, the Strong Man and the Grenade Toss games

Full Charge

Have 5 Breaker Boxes 100% repaired at the same time

Extended Motion Protector

[2013 Summer] Protect the Ringmaster during the escort mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times

Guardian Assault Protector

Protect the ringmaster during the defense mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times

Golden 3 Crown Note

Get all 3 gold bars without the carriers taking damage while they have them

Single-shot Equalizer

Kill 4 different types of Zeds with headshots with 4 shots from the Long Musket or the M14 without reloading

Assault Flayer Ordinance

Push a scrake back with the direct fire from a Hunting Shotgun or alt fire from the Multi-Chamber ZED Thrower

Single-Load Doom Bombardier

Kill a ZED with a direct (unexploded) shot from the Orca Bomb Propeller or the M-79/M32

Turbo Executioner

Kill 5 zeds in ZED time without reloading with Dr. T's LDS or Bullpup

Mrs. Punkd

Get 4 of 6 of the 2013 Summer Event in-game level Achievements, one Standard and one Objective Mode map completion Achievement, plus the Punk'd Achievement to unlock Steampunk Mrs. Foster

Longshoreman

Beat Fright Yard on Normal Difficulty

Gang Crew

Beat Fright Yard on Hard Difficulty

Stevedore

Beat Fright Yard on Suicidal Difficulty

Wharfinger

Beat Fright Yard on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Fork Lift Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty

Truck Driver

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty

Crane Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Shipping Magnate

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Claw Machine Master

Attach the crane hook within 125 seconds

Ex-scientist

Collect all the bile without a contamination

777

Win Fuel on the first try

Blinding Big Brother

Destroy all 30 Cameras

Fire and Forget

Kill a Halloween Fleshpound and Scrake in the same explosion with the Seal Squeal Harpoon Bomber or the LAW

Under The Weather

Use Bile or the Flamethrower to kill one of each Halloween Zed

Most Bang for the Buck

Kill 10 Halloween zeds in explosions using the Seeker 6 or the M32 within 5 seconds

Death

Beat Hell on Normal Difficulty

King Minos

Beat Hell on Hard Difficulty

Cerberus

Beat Hell on Suicidal Difficulty

Lucifer

Beat Hell on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Brain Fart

Beat Forgotten on Normal Difficulty

Agnosia

Beat Forgotten on Hard Difficulty

Amnesia

Beat Forgotten on Suicidal Difficulty

Dementia

Beat Forgotten on Hell on Earth Difficulty

No Time for Love, Dr. Jones

Win a short round on KF-Hell playing as or with Harchier Spebbington

Home Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Normal Difficulty

Micro Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Hard Difficulty

Master Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Suicidal Difficulty

Trappist Monk

Beat Siren's Belch on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Oktoberfest Master

Collect all the Beer Steins

Peasant

Beat Stronghold on Normal Difficulty

Squire

Beat Stronghold on Hard Difficulty

Prince

Beat Stronghold on Suicidal Difficulty

King

Beat Stronghold on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Rich Evil Uncle

Collect all the Treasure Bags

Cattle Class

Beat Transit on Normal Difficulty

Economy Comfort

Beat Transit on Hard Difficulty

Business Class

Beat Transit on Suicidal Difficulty

First Class

Beat Transit on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Day-trip

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty

Long weekend

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty

Serious vacation

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Moved to Paris!

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Nitro Boost!

Transit - Get the Nitro to the Objective in 135 seconds or less

Totally Metal

Transit - Kill 250 Zeds before completing the welding objective

Multi-pass

Transit - Pick up the door key

Science Hater

Transit - Destroy all the DNA vials

Doctor WHO??

Transit - Get all Objective achievements AND beat KFO Transit on Hard or above to unlock Dr Rachel Clamely.

Gone clubbing

Beat Clandestine on Normal Difficulty

Rack 'em up

Beat Clandestine on Hard Difficulty

Burned out

Beat Clandestine on Suicidal Difficulty

Hangover from Hell

Beat Clandestine on Hell Difficulty

Skull Cracker

Clandestine - Destroy 30 skulls

Cave of Wonder

Beat ThrillsChills on Normal Difficulty

Cavern of Pain

Beat ThrillsChills on Hard Difficulty

Grotto of Terror

Beat ThrillsChills on Suicidal Difficulty

Hollow of Horror

Beat ThrillsChills on Hell Difficulty

All shook up

Destroy all (15) Snow Globes


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