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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road?

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Because it was disabled.
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Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fudging big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose your future. Choose life.

I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else... I chose threading a conveyor belt through an impenetrable mess. I chose building an entire network of trains to mine 4 million units of coal. I chose wondering why the sun is shining in the middle of the night, only to realize it's 8 in the morning. I chose Factorio.