Butts

Michael Butcher

Perth, Western Australia, Australia 

Born into a poor family growing up in the times of Pirates and minutemen The Pirate took to the sailing of the harsh seas like a lion to water. However The Pirate felt incomplete and life was miserable on his vessel full of sweaty ugly sexually repressed men who eyed The Pirate and made him feel uncomfotable. The Pirate yearned for a new life and for the opposite sex, so he thought to himself as he passed a group of attractive young females who were dressed fantastically, that the best way to attract a lady would be to have a good fashion sense.

So The Pirate ripped off his puffy pantaloon short shorts (try to imagine) and pulled on a pair of wonderful manpants which felt snug and secure around his crotch and really showed off his rippling, youthful manlegs. The Pirate then became known as The Pirate in men's pants, however he was re named The Pirate in Pants due to complaints from womens rights group claiming that women can wear pants too. "Why do we allow them to vote?" muses Pirate "their place should be in the kitchen and in my pants."

The Pirate in pants spent his days romancing Princesses and the daughters of rich Government folk and then swinging out the window on a rope made from Pirate's own arrogance and repressed lonliness while the young scarlet womens angry Father would shake his fist out the window and yell "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU PIRATE!"

But that was a long time ago, now you can catch Pirate romancing girls who play online games, he heals them and protects them, says stupid things when they die like "NOOOOO I LUVED YOU! ;_;" and points out that they have different genitals than he does, in a vain attempt to get with them over the internet.

My Xbox live ID is : Pirate in pants

My Windows Live ID is: GenericCarpool

(^.-)
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[F.A.P] Chair of Game Plots posted on October 16, 2009 @ 4:27am

That is so hot.

 

F.A.G.|Pirate in mens pants posted on October 13, 2009 @ 3:09am

Dammit, man. Why did you have to ruin her for me?

 

F.A.G | Frag»Got posted on October 12, 2009 @ 3:11am

Holy crap from the thumbnail it looks a tad like you (mainly cause you can't see it at all), and you now realise she looks like she has a beard.

 

F.A.G | Magnifico Chickino posted on October 11, 2009 @ 3:41am

thats the chick from scrubs aye?

 

F.A.G | Frag»Got posted on August 07, 2009 @ 2:17am

Oh no, it's a Jerkop! A black one!

 

F.A.G. | mycool posted on August 02, 2009 @ 4:46am

NEEDS MORE BEN TREASURE

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