Many people don't think it be like it is, but it do.
It's Interspectacular! Fantabulous!
It'll blow your socks off!
It's one of those things where machine versus man, man versus woman, woman versus your mother!
Be there!
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February 11, 2010 Steam Rating:
4.2 Playing time:
13.3 hrs past 2 weeks 
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S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of Pripyat
2.5 hrs / 33.1 hrs
ARMA 2: Operation Arrowhead
0.8 hrs / 19.3 hrs
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Morbid Krabs. K-Bay! 
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The five best people on Steam right now: 1. Morbid Krabs 2. Morbid Krabs 3. Morbid Krabs 4. Morbid Krabs 5. Morbid Krabs BECAUSE I SPIT HOT FIRE
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Hawaii, United States 
Imagine, if you will:
You wake up hungover on the floor of your living room on Sunday morning. You look for your phone and your wallet but it seems you lost them last night. You feel a distinct itch at your crotch: looks like that bitch last night gave you the crabs. You hear a knock at your door: it's the police. Turns out she was only 14 and her parents are pressing rape charges. Oh, and by the way, she's pregnant too. You're pretty much fucked aren't you. Then SUDDENLY JOSEF FRITZL AND FUCKING HITLER AND SOME SHIT FUCKING RAPE YOU IN THE FUCKING ASS ON THE FUCKING FLOOR MOTHERFUCKER OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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shit dude, steam doesnt give notifications, so i missed your message. sorry mang
congrats man
GGGRRRRAAHAMMM!!!!!!!!
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Not as hipster garbage as it seems at first. One of the few legitimately GOOD indie games I've played.
Way ahead of its time with both AI and gameplay mechanics. Don;t bother with the two sequels though, they're kinda shitty.
OH GOD MY SIDES! Why must this game be so clownin'?
