I sexually Identify as a Bacon Strip. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being cut up into thin slices and fried to a crisp. People say to me that a person being a bacon strip is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon separate my body into many peices and put on a plate. From now on I want you guys to call me “Crispy” and respect my right to be very crispy and be eaten. If you can’t accept me you’re a crisphobe and need to check your food privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Names i may be known by (some not unique): piber20 piber22 Crispy CrispyBlockland ChristopherP