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Ben
Sault Sainte Marie, Ontario, Canada 
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I like to play Team Fortress 2. I like to play medic. I am in a clan. If you wanted to play with me just ask but I would request you follow these rules:
Don't call me "dude," unless you're a man, but only an intersexed ftm.
All other men must call me "mate" or "buddy," since I have a feeling of rugged comraderie for those fellows.
Women may address me as "friend" as I am particularlly shy around those ones, unless they are from sweden, if such a thing were to happen "bekant" would be acceptable but if they do so they must address me as "ambassador" every second instance of their greeting me, this rule is unbreakable and holds for life once "bekant" has been uttered.
If the swedish girl is BLONDE then they may call me "kamrad" and the rule above is extended to every THIRD hello. If they are named SANDY they may address me as whatever they like unless it is a generally unfriendly sort of secret. The "ambassador" rule does not hold in this instance.
Mormons may call me "sweetheart" or "washcloth" but on the second thursday of every month (because that is probably a mormon holiday) they must call me "your highness."
If you call me the *S*E*C*R*E*T* *P*H*R*A*S*E* you will be the recipient of a fabulous voucher worth $200 in your local beauty parlour. Not to be sold. Cash value of voucher is $0.05
If anyone at any point calls me "bint" then they may not collect any pretend currency or pass go.
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