不死鳥青

Each morning, a missionary advertises neon sign
He tells the native population that civilization is fine
And three educated savages holler from a bamboo tree
That civilization is a thing for me to see

So bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
Don't want no bright lights, false teeth, doorbells, landlords, I make it clear
That no matter how they coax him, I'll stay right here

I looked through a magazine the missionary's wife concealed (Magazine? What happens?)
I see how people who are civilized bung you with automobile (You know you can get hurt that
way Daniel?)
At the movies they have got to pay many coconuts to see (What do they see, Darling?)
Uncivilized pictures that the newsreel takes of me

So bongo, bongo, bongo, he don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, he's so happy in the jungle, he refuse to go
Don't want no penthouse, bathtub, streetcars, taxis, noise in my ear
So, no matter how they coax him, I'll stay right here

They hurry like savages to get aboard an iron train
And though it's smokey and it's crowded, they're too civilized to complain
When they've got two weeks vacation, they hurry to vacation ground (What do they do, Darling?)
They swim and they fish, but that's what I do all year round

So bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
Don't want no jailhouse, shotgun, fish-hooks, golf clubs, I got my spears
So, no matter how they coax him, I'll stay right here

They have things like the atom bomb, so I think I'll stay where I "ahm"
Civilization, I'll stay right here!

why hello there

 

squirrel job referral posted on September 30, 2011 @ 10:50pm

i've got spurs that jingle jangle jingle

 

RedrumTheDullRinger'SPaG+LFT posted on August 25, 2011 @ 6:17pm

SOOOO Bongo Bongo Bongo I dont wanna leave the congo oh no no no no

 

Monkey Heroin Junkie posted on July 16, 2011 @ 11:25am

my real name is GOD, and you shall address me as such

 

FREDDY posted on July 09, 2011 @ 9:21am

Whats your real name?

 

Monkey Heroin Junkie posted on January 02, 2011 @ 7:42pm

dude, my shits weak

 

squirrel job referral posted on December 18, 2010 @ 8:34pm

dude your shit is SOOO weak

buy 8 copies.....its that good

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