Your personal gaming companion and friend
Hullo. This is CIC, or The Cube is the Cause. I'm the owner, PeptheOverlord, and u better trust us. If u have recently been invited and have no clue why the hell u were invited, then look below at the list of traits our members have:
(Yes I made the avatar on photoshop)
If you have one or more of these traits, CIC is for you:
1-Have an obsession with the weighted companion cube(even if u dont have portal)
2-Have an obsession with the color black(or black people?)
3-Play FALLOUT 3!........bitch
4-Willing to hug a zombie because u love them so much
5-Enjoys watching someones face get nailed into a wall / Likes to nail someones face into a wall
6-Tempted to shoot themselves(or a passing bystandard) from the thought of Hannah Montana
7-Gave one of our admins a PSYCHOTIC complement( gay complements DO NOT COUNT)
8-Have some sort of relation with pirates
9-Be a worthy PC gamer
10-Name five of the TRUE 370 types of Jesus other than Zombie Jesus, Sexy Jesus, Dancing Disco Jesus, Mercenary Jesus, Heavy Metal Jesus, and Ninja Jesus
11-Fail to attempt suicide
12-Show the world that you can dance without legs
13-Become majorly pwned by a member of CIC
14-Keep a garden gnome in your bedroom(be sure to have a gun to defend urself, just incase)
15-Own a somewhat popular server
16-Are an Oblivion Gamer, Modder, Mapper, etc
17-Are a youtube star or producer, except that kid fred i hate fred if u like him then BANISHMENT
18-Have a dog that can shoot lazers out of its mouth
19-Are a spartan that pwns persian ass
20-Some other reason that doesnt involve rape :(
Remember: An invite to CIC is a bloody but golden ticket to opportunity. Having this group under your name is a gorey, chrome steel trophy that grasps that feeling of swinging at someone you hate with a spiked metal bat.
This group isnt some joke or gathering of idiots, This group is serious and is more than honorable to be allied with. This unity is the crowbar of steam, the crowbar that cracks the skulls of minge zombies and slaughters the cascades of spammer combine. If you cannot choose to be a guardian of online gaming by accepting the allegiance into this group, then you are being impaled by the scythe of defiance, failiure and rejection. In this presence of aid, we ask you, will you be at request to join us?
Wanna send us some feedback about joining group, group improvements, etc? Our address for group messages, file sending center, and Owner and Co owner's group email is
cicdropbox@yahoo.com
If u simply apply to more than one of the traits on this list, we'll probably let u in if u go through the trouble of contacting us via email. Long story short, if u email us, we'll probably let u in this group. OR you could just put a comment on the group asking if u can come in btw we have cookies.
