Puvleek
(formerly Pawelte1)   Lubelskie, Poland
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"You too can become a bitter, nostalgic loser who hates newer games just because they change things."
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These days I often move around, so most of the time I use my laptop. Specs:

CPU: Intel Core i3-3110M @ 2.4GHz
RAM: 8GB DDR3
GPU: AMD Radeon 7670M 1GB
SSD: Crucial BX100 250GB




My YouTube channel. - you can find a lot of cringeworthy stuff there, which seemed to be quite popular years ago. As of now, the only I happen to rarely upload WoT replays.
Не в сети
Последний раз в сети: 42 мин. назад
Любимая игра
Витрина скриншотов
METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE
QUOTES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND (ENGLISH/POLISH)
English:
"if you're considering using an anime avatar, may i suggest instead a swastika? or a burning cross?" - Phil Fish

"(...) Assassin's Creed. I didn't even know who the fuck Leonardo The Vinchi was until I played it"

"finland is going to buy used leopold tanks from belgium"

(User was banned for this post ("nigger" - Orkel))

(User was banned for this post ("(...)Stop constantly posting about wanting to fuck your sister and derailing the thread into incest arguments" - Orkel))

"when i get dumbs i feel dumb
when i get funnies i feel like a funny guy
when i get winner i feel like i linked a news article before other people"

"The moment you appeared, a refreshing morning has started reeking of sweat."

"My dream is a world without racism... because in my world, there would be no other living race to speak of."

"What is your problem with AIDS?" - Dick Masterson

"if the thighs be thick, it time 4 dick
fuck the feds"

"Why would you need a girlfriend if you have an otouto/imouto to pour your love into."

"I don't mind sitting next to people. I just hate it when some landwhale sits next to me. They always try to swallow me in their fat or squish me against the window."

"so im on a wheelchair
a choking dumb nigger scalie on a wheelchair"

"sorry for not sticking my hand in my underwear
just because im a pervert doesnt mean i do it all the time"

"nice
vomit on the floor and lack of memories"

"everyone has a right to their own opinion and everyone should be allowed to vote for whatever they please"

"i'm an ironic pedo on the weekends
*ironically fucks a child*"

"As an RPG built on D&D mechanics, you have to understand that "Bribe Fail" likely means you handed her a handful of septims wrapped in spaghetti and then tried to kiss her."

"There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents" - Bob Ross on unplanned pregnancy

"I've been snacking on nuts all night." - Maddox

"SEX IN THIS GAME IS THE DARK SOULS OF SHAPE MATCHING PUZZLE GAMES WHAT MASOCHIST MADE THIS"

"I just wanna rip my dick off right now." - Maddox

"I look at my husband's boobs every day." - TotalBiscuit's wife

"Peace on February 15th? Okay, I can take Ukraine by then. We invade, you sign peace treaty saying you are part of Russia. Good deal, Comrade" - Vladimir Putin (kind of)

"problem with shitty little dogs is that you can't properly show them whos the boss without killing them" - opaali

"Another word for wife, 「家内」 is often considered politically incorrect because the kanji used are "house" and "inside" which implies that wives belong in the home. Amen."

"wow i got the female japanese crew and they're not even anime
what a disappointment"

Maddox: "Hitler tried to do this [ethnic cleansing]..."
Dick Masterson: (in a surprised tone) "Really?"

"- What's in the box from Jappen?!
- A trinket for which you have given up both your shame and dignity, one that completely establishes your willingness to be seen as a social parasite, further eroding the pillars of common decency your forefathers gave so much of their lives to build."

"You know who likes to sleep? Vampires. And vampires are idiots." - Maddox

“When being raped, she shouldn’t fight back” – India bus rapist who blamed the murder victim

"Dumbest pic I've ever seen.
You deserve to be flayed alive you filthy fucking anglo-saxon." - A French guy commenting on a Polandball comic

"Hi. I am Bleyztank . You have fun with you I applied for a nice game, please rate me victory accept your call is 50%. Thank you." - an application for our WoT clan

"You know..." - Gabe Newell

"A real minority group, these women." - Maddox

"This is a great Dick tip, by the way." - Dick Masterson

"Dick, stop thinking with your dick." - Maddox

"last night i had drunk sex with a random 30 yr old guy
the regrets are real"

"If we share 50% of our DNA with bananas, and 1 in 4 people descend from Genghis Khan, does that mean Genghis Khan was 200% banana?"

"Storm, why does Rudy T-34/85 have too high gun penetration? (...) does the dog give 10 percent to gun penetration?"
"Yea, the dog holds the gunner by his balls."

"Lots of people aren’t paying attention to the road. (...) we’ve spotted people reading books, and even one playing a trumpet."

(User was permabanned for this post ("Too creepy to come back" - Orkel))

"WHO WOULD HAVE FUCKING THOUGHT, TAKING IN A BUNCH OF MIDDLE EASTERN IMMIGRANTS CAUSED PROBLEMS, TRULY ONLY M NIGHT SHAMALAMADINGDONG WOULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS TWIST."

"Just when I think Japan has had reached the zenith of what the fuck, it goes and beats it." - Emperor Scorpious II

"I hope theyre subbed cus i dont know japanese other than 'ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo'"

(User was banned for this post ("Not on my watch" - Orkel))

"Tell me instead of ohing at me"

"You guys are that used to being fucked in the ass that you're happy when you don't get fucked in the ass. It shouldn't be like that. Not getting fucked in the ass should be the default position. Not fucking you in the ass doesn't make Facepunch a good developer, it just doesn't make us a bad developer." - Garry Newman

"vapaus käteen jää
ei jaksa tota keharia mutta se on kuitenkin
(User was banned for this post ("why reply / english forum" - Orkel))"

"This car is extremely easy and boring to drive. It lets me think about things because my brain doesn't consider it worth focusing on the driving. " - Porkhammer

"I was told that W40K rules these days have a special note that says: "A Commissar (of any rank) will never execute himself", because previously if there was only the Commissar left in a squad and the squad failed a morale check, by rules written the Commissar would automatically shoot himself to restore morale."

"Pawelvarine needs to journey into the depths of the red mountain to defeat dagoth walesa like the prophecies say"

"for a group of people that frequently make fun of those who get easily offended by mundane shit, you guys sure seemed to have gotten easily offended by mundane shit"

"[The state of TF2]: its like a body builder who won every award you could think of and dominated the world, but he got so addicted to body building that he started to actually lose muscle and his body just started to shut down
so he started to take steroids and as much protein powder as possible. His body building got even WORSE, and more INTENSE.
then he got thyroid cancer, nearly died after a heroine overdose, survived both, and is now a 700 pound man because his body can't handle anything any more and is basically inflating rapidly, but for some reason the dude just won't die. He's just inflating, and can't stop.
Watching TF2 go through its addiction was the most painful thing to watch
but the only thing you can do is let go. Just take a deep breath, and uninstall it, never to return to it ever again."

"How can people get off to this? She doesn't even have a dick."


Polish:
"Bierzmy się do roboty, by się poprawiło, a nie polewiło." - Janusz Korwin-Mikke

troots: wOw BieDNy TRUtS PomYLIs sie w PISANIUY

toot: spierdalaj glupia kurwo kurwa mac

troots: gosciu pokazuje tube i sie pyta
troots: co to
troots: i odpowiedz hurem
troots: "termometr"
troots: TEMAT TO TERMOMETRY
troots: cECHUJEMY TERMOMETRY
troots: A TO NIE BYL TERMOMETR
troots: TO BYL MANOMETR
troots: NIE MIERZY TERMOW TYLKO MANY
troots: chuj wygladal jak termometr

merry toots: lg pisze ze nagrywa 720 p ale tak naprawde te 720 to ilosc wszystkich pikseli;

takie islamofobiczne nastawienie w polsce a kebaby sie wpierdala
brak pewnosci co do nastawienia w polsce ale potwiedzam wpierdalanie kebabow - ja, polak, 07.01.2015

merry trootmas: kompetetywne robienie map

merry trootmas: leci prawo garnitur

"Ech! Dawniej to były czasy! Dzięki zaćmieniu słońca można było obalić nawet i faraona - a teraz nie daje się obali

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Dizzylizzy ッ 31 дек. 2016 в 14:59 
明けましておめでとうございます!
Puvleek 13 мая. 2016 в 14:16 
I ONLY WATCHED ONE ANIME IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
Neko Koneco 4 мая. 2016 в 21:29 
This guy is a massive weeb. Be careful.
Dizzylizzy ッ 14 апр. 2016 в 3:28 
Rumour has it that your culture is so laughable that even the refugees are shying away from your lands.
togeneko 23 дек. 2015 в 4:50 
Merry Christmas!! And Happy Holidays!!
(。・ω・。)つ━☆And Happy New Year also