「Bernak Obanders」
Admiral AssHat   New York, New York, United States
 
 
With my IQ of four thousand three hunderd thirty five octillion I can confirm that Traps are Gay. If you say otherwise then You are Cyber-Bullying me
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Elite Dangerous: Horizons
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534 Hours played
<went on jailbreak server
<joined with friends
<started roleplaying
<Friend called a guard over
<Told the guard to let him anal♥♥♥♥♥♥him for the sake of roleplay
<gets muted
<We start to rush for armory whenever cell doors open
<Guards kill us
<Prisoners start screaming about police brutality and black lives matter
<prisoners get riled up
<prisoners make life a living hell for the guards by completely ignoring the jailbreak game mode rules
<I demand that we go on the best Jailbreak map JB_auschwitz
<Server becomes a cesspool of racist arguments, screams, shouts
<Admin gets on
<Permabans all ppl on the prisoner team for breaking all the server rules
<Get bored with no jailbreak
<go on a theater server
<Spread dank edgy memes.
I give it a 420/1337 would cause a server of middle school boys to endorse racism again.
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「Bernak Obanders」 May 21 @ 6:39am 
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Base! Apr 20 @ 2:05pm 
Twitter is a very nasty organization, very nasty. It's absolutely wretched. They will block you from telling the truth to anyone, because they're just evil. Absolutely the worst. That, the American people, is why I'm proposing my own new social media network: Trumper.
I've got the best folks working hard on setting it up it's gonna be the best, they're the greatest at what they do. Really, I should have done this from the start because it's gonna be fantastic. You'll be able to sign up within a few minutes and just post what you want when you want at any time, we're gonna have a great app to go along with it, and the best part is that we're not gonna censor you unlike Twitter. You can friend people on it faster than any other network, and you can view each other's walls. You can build a great wall, maybe even one as good as mine. Together, we'll make social media great again, just like America.