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Robert

Milwaukie, Oregon, United States 

I like to spend my time at my beach front house on one of the Honduran Bay Islands, as well as my retreat high up in the Himalayans. I am an ex-007 agent, with a minor in beat boxing. I have three pets, one of which is a Snapping Turtle, another a Caspian Tiger, and the final one is a Mastodon. I have also won the Nobel Prize twice, the Medal of Honor once, Twice i have received Purple Hearts, and I have been Knighted by the Queen of England. In the Small island country of Antigua I am Hailed as a God. I am the Current World record holder for the 100 meter dash which is an achievement all the more considerable as I was running the 1500 meters at the time. i am also the inventor of the question mark,as well as the mustache. Due to my extensive charity work I don't have much free time but when i do have free time i spend it with Tupac Shakur, Notorious B.I.G., Nelly, Ozzy Osborne,Muhammad Ghandi, Fozzy Bear,Cobra Commander, David Chappelle, Mike Jones, and the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders we like to kick it at Brad Pitts Bachelor Pad in the Hampton's. One of my passions is Curling up by the fire with my beloved wife Eva Longoria. This is who I am and if you would like to know more you could message my on aim at "KitsuneKyukon" or you could just send me a message via myspace.

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