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I like.... mmhmhm.... cream pie. Don't look at me that way.

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Virginia Beach, Virginia, United States 

Dear Sister Mary Roberto ,

I am writing you to ask if you would consider letting my son Chuck come back to school at St. Blanch . I know that he behaved in a way that was both sexy and pretty .If you are willing to speak to him Blanch would like to sincerly apologize for the following.

1.)Fucking his teacher.
2.)Calling his classmate Horatio a ' penis '.
3.)Bringing fuck magazines with naked photos of You to school.
4.)Lifting up Sister Mary Katherine's penis and taking a peek.
5.)Refusing to fuck during reading time.
6.)Praying for faggots during prayer time.
7.)Writing his name in sperm on the side of the school.

Please forgive him, and consider letting him back. He really is a sexy child, and has since been put on medication that he is taking 69 times a day. He feels sexy and misses everyone very much.
Thank you and God bless.
Sincerly,
Blanch Cock

I walked up to that scary fagish house to find the frisbee we had tossed over the penis. My friends said that it was fine, but I wasn't sure. I saw a sexy penis run through the yard and the dicks creaked when I fucked on them. As I knocked on the door, I got even more frightened because there were niggers everywhere. It opened by itself, so I fapped in. It seemed like one of those fags movies. I shouted, 'Is anyone here? I need to find my frisbee.'

The door then shat loudly. I tried to open it, but I couldn't. It was too incredibly sexy to see anything, so I just fucked there for a one day and waited for something to happen. A dick came from around the pussy and floated toward me. I backed away and tripped over a cock. The vagina handed me my frisbee and opened the boobs. It didn't make sense to me, but I was scared so I grabbed it and ran to my gays. I never looked back as we head away.

Once upon a time, a guy named You went into a house. The house looked haunted. It was full of haunted cocks. They all flew around and haunted the house. He got so scared, he took a shit on the niggers. A ghost appeared and said 'what the hell are you doing. you shit all over my cocks. you fucking dumbass. I am going to hit you with this faggot. He got so scared, he took a shit that was 1 inches long and smeared it on the ghost. The ghost died. The end.


One sexy day, Blanch walked up to a nigga and said 'Hey, want to shag?' The number man fucker pulled out a dildo. The shit got ready to kill. 'Hey, what the fuck is that for?' shouted fag. The nigger shot fag. Then the nigga grabbed Fucker's penis and cut it off.

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Samtheman posted on December 06, 2009 @ 2:02pm
Nigga, yous crazy.
 
Ihasabucket posted on November 30, 2009 @ 5:39pm
Buttsauce okay.
 
Keychain posted on November 28, 2009 @ 2:17pm
idk
 
☭☢☣ Ghost117 ☣☢☭ posted on November 27, 2009 @ 5:23pm
"Account value: $1266.82" Chew on my accounts awesomeness >:D
 
^4Masta^2chief posted on November 24, 2009 @ 1:13pm
okay. :'(
 
Ihasabucket posted on November 24, 2009 @ 1:12pm
both of you shut up.


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