I'm gonna make a mighty Ding, so enemies beware!
(Well, I've never heard a Ding or ring with quite so little flair.)
I'm gunna be the loudest bell, like no Ding was before.
I'm putting on my sparkling plate, I'm shining up my ore.
(Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing.)
Oh, I just can't wait to Ding-a-ling!
No one saying pipe down.
(Now when I said that, I--)
No one saying hush, pup.
(What I meant was--)
No one saying be quiet.
(Look, what you don't realize--)
No one saying shut up!
(Now shut up!)
Free to clink around all day.
(Well that's definitely out.)
Free to Ding-a-ling my way!
...
Everybody, Hark! Left!
Everybody, Hark! Right!
Everywhere you hear I'm,
Ringing spotlight!
(Not yet!)
Let every handbell go for broke and ring
Let's hear it in RoGaCo and everything
It's gonna be Jingjingler's finest ting
Oh, I just can't wait to Ding-a-ling!
Oh, I just can't wait to Ding-a-ling!
Oh, I just can't waaaaaaaaait... to Ding-a-ling!
The Rocket Game Corner welcomes families and friends (with lots of money) to participate in the many games we have to offer! Head on down to Celadon City and see if you're lucky enough to win you're very own (very NOT STOLEN) Pokemon!
(Please do not attempt to locate any secret subterranean hideouts beneath the Rocket Game Corner by pressing buttons behind our posters.)
Don't buy this game. Save yourself the money and buy some food.
If you're looking for a good story and fantastic aesthetics, look no further.
Hey, you. Yeah. You with the face. C'mere for a second. I want to let you in on a secret, and it's not that I secretly smell of week-old sandwich that I found in the dumpster around back. Actually, you want some? No? Your loss, pal.
Wait, don't go. Don't you want to hear my secret? Good. You looked like a man who enjoyes a tasty secret. Get this: around back, near the buffet, a magical event took place right before my eyes. I couldn't believe it. I had to take another swig of this equally-magical, magical-event-making drink I found next to this sandwich. *hic* Actually, you want some? Hey, wait. Don't go. Don't you want to hear about this secret?
Okay. I promise to speed up my story. You look like a busy man. Right, so, I was around back at the buffet, enjoying the free food and drinks, when I saw it. It appeared before my eyes in a flash of beautiful colours and pixie dust: a honest-to-God unicorn. I tell ya, pal, it was something only a crazy would buy. Hm? Like me? ...Yeah.
