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Sammy

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"Be The Change You Want To See In The World"

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Common Sense For Life

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

4. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

6. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

7. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

8. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

9. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

10. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Here are some ways to tell that your gaming habits have gone a bit too far.

1. Your boss says he’s going to fire you for goofing off too much on the job and you get down on your knees, crying, begging and pleading for him to give you another “1up.”

2. The only protection you’ve ever used with your wife is Master Chief’s “power armor.”

3. Your optometrist says you have a tiny image of an 8-bit Mario burned on your retina.

4. You have a wife, spend an inordinate amount of time online and it’s not to look at pornography.

5. You have a flashback to the time you were surrounded in a jungle by armed thugs trained to kill you and you’re 10.

6. The closest you’ve come to physical activity in the last year was winning the NBA Finals with the 1990 throwback Chicago Bulls on ‘NBA 2K12.’

7. You once tried to put your wife’s menopause “on pause.”

8. You’re the only fifth grader in school with arthritis.

9. You asked your doctor if he could prescribe you “performance enhancing drugs” like the stuff Pac-Man takes to eat ghosts.

10.The fingerprints on your thumbs have been scraped clean off.

11. Luigi has a restraining order against you and he’s not real.

12. You use the word “pwned” 200 times a day and you’re 94.

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~=^[(O){d_b}(O)]^=~ May 14, 2013 @ 7:23am

Everyone does know I'm on vacation right? On Thursday I'll be back. Ill try and help as much as I can but I'm out of town to get my mind off things

Moondra May 14, 2013 @ 4:55am

Hey,I wanted to talk to you about buying Metro Last Light,please talk to me when you get a chance :)

moninal666 May 7, 2013 @ 3:15pm

That would be great. Thanks.

~=^[(O){d_b}(O)]^=~ May 7, 2013 @ 3:12pm

Yah buddy, Multiplayer is alot of fun. We can totally play sometime. Ill message you when I am online to play around, hopefully we can get a couple games in :)

moninal666 May 7, 2013 @ 3:08pm

Hi my friend i see you play the new Tomb Raider game. If you have time in the future would you like to play the Multiplayer part of the game. This would be my first time trying the Multiplayer. I have completed the game twice in Single Player mode. Please let me know. Thanks.

†LK†}C{EagleWatch® May 7, 2013 @ 10:36am

Village of the Dead : The Preacher is located inside the church at the very end of the level, standing on the altar.
Cathedral of Resurrection : The Preacher is lying near a dead body in a back alley after the first safe house in the mission. This alley is locked by a gate where numberous zombies are yelling and trying to get through.
Labyrinth of Death : The Preacher is located in the last safehouse of the mission. It will be standing on a lift in the corner of the safehouse.
Library of Evil : Again, the Preacher is located in one of those safehouses in the mission. It is lying with other sniper rifles on a weapons rack.
Subway to Hell : Finally, when heading on the docks to open the gates, you need to go into the back alley on the right after going up the stairs from the last safehouse. The Preacher is by the corner of the alley, lying down next to a dead body.

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