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The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI ...
Jacob
Chapel Hill, North Carolina, United States 
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Get me outta the way: I play l4d all day.. Trying to join the army as an 88M which is a motor transport operator.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
suicide is our way of saying to God, "You can’t fire me. I quit."
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
/̵͇̿̿/'̿-̅-̅-̅' <BANG>
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080623/ap_on_en_tv/obit_george_carlin ----RIP George Carlin 1937-2008 greatest comedian of all time
Frog: dont touch me i'll scream...
Cat: *touches*
Frog: *screams*
Cat: Holy Shi- O_O
Alternative
Frog: F**K OFF!!!
Cat: touch!
Frog: SCREEEEEECH!
Cat: SHUT UP!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=948rhsRvIkw&NR=1
This is one of the funniest things I've read..
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/105664235.html
Marshmallow: who wins now
Ace pulls out a nickle-plated .38 special from his alligator-leather ankle holster.
Ace fires.
Marshmallow: !god (1 micro sec before)
Ace: BANG
Ace: Ohhh you asshole!
A married woman walks up to Santa Claus and tells him that all she wants for Christmas is for her husband to be interested in sex.
Santa then proceeds to give her a bottle of pills. He tells her to give them a try and then let him know how it's working.
So she takes the pills home and puts one pill in her husband's Christmas dinner. That night, they make love for one hour. The next day, she's running around thrilled and happy.
"Oh, my God. I can't believe how well that worked," she thinks to herself.
That night she puts two pills in his food and that night they make love for two hours. The next day, she's even more thrilled, so she dumps all the pills in his food.
Two weeks go by without any word from this woman, so Santa decides to give her a call. A little boy answers the phone. Santa says, "Little boy, is your mother home?"
"No, she's...who's this?" the little boy asks. "I'm a friend of your mother's and I gave her some pills to help her out a couple of weeks ago. Maybe you know how it's going?"
"That was you?!" the little boy says. "Let me tell you -- Mom's dead, sister's pregnant, my ass hurts and Dad's in the attic going, 'Here kitty, kitty, kitty.' "
If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, do you think?
A. you need more time together
B. she's a prude
C. she should have sat elsewhere on the bus
A big dirty farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"This is the pig I have to fuck when you're not up for sex."
His wife says: "I think you'll find that's a sheep."
He says: " I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep!"
Why are women like parking spaces ?
Because all the best ones are taken....and the rest are handicapped.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Welcome to the NEW DUN DUN now the 2BN. 327TH INF. REG. HOOAH
OK if you are woundering who this is most you know me by my previse name DRFOWLER930 or DRFowler well I now go by for the time being RangerSniper7.62 just for kicks right now and if you wounder half that isn't a joke the Ranger yes Sniper no, I am an Expert Marksman in the US ARMY so I like to claim that title even if I can't get head shots for crap on here since I haven't played in a while but still, Injoy the bounty of this HAHAHA so get out there and do some killing and if you just come by here by chance, hit use up if you want to join and we will take a look at your skills and see if you are worthy.
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