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Once upon a time there was a man named BATMAN. And the his parents got dead. Then Batman got pissed off so he fucked off to Princeton. Then he fucked off to China so he could learn to be a ninja, because his parents were DEAD. Batman then went back home to Earth and said, "I will become batman." And then he became BATMAN. Then Batman dicked around for a minute. And then Batman said, "I need a Bat-fuck-mobile, but Morgan Freeman said, "No fuck you, your getting a tank because you suck dicks!" And germs killed the martians. So then Batman fucked around until there was this fucker with a potato sack on his head. He said, "Fuck you." And Batman said, "No.... Fuck You!" And then Batman made him get dumb. Then there was a ninja on a train who said, "Every one in this town is a Dick-butt!" And Batman said "Enjoy your Choo-Choo train to dick-fuck town." And then everyone died, especially Heath Ledger. .

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