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Noln Krbe

Cincinnati, Ohio, United States

Hi my name is Nolan, or noln, and I look pretty damn sexy when I'm changing a light bulb. Yeah it's really manly. Yeah, that's right, I know what the women want.

I am 1/2 Korean, 1/2 White. Shit.

I am also straight, but yo I gots r-e-s-p-e-c-t for my bros and hoes in rainbow.

I enjoy long walks on the beach.

Sometimes I like to hunt toucans in my spare time.

I have an intense fascination with Jiggly Puff. He was PIMP.

I have hair.
I have eyes.
Fuck, I have almost every body part. Almost.

Some people dislike me cuz I enjoy making fun of people's dead family members. You'll have to get over it.

I also have eaten another human being. It was good.

I'm Long, Strong, and down to get the friction on
Well, actually not really. I have a really small penis. I mean, it's tiny as fuck, but it's still down to get the friction on, as long as you tell me beforehand so I can grab a viagra to help out cuz I have ED

I'm a major dick and have a very high opinion of myself, and all I do in any conversation is remind you that I am the shit . I'm basically an asshole to everyone cuz I'm just better, and they need to remember it. I hate it when people talk about themselves and their lives- only I matter, and you should know that.

I slit my wrists while blaring Good Charlotte and screaming, "JESUS TAKE ME!!" on a consistent basis. I like anything and everything emo. It's just who I am. You should feel sorry for me and comfort me. I cry on the phone. I cry a lot. I cry myself to sleep. I hate my life. Chicks dig guys who cry. Being Emo is fun.

I eat box. Yes, it's manly, despite what some guys may think.

Two words: Multiple orgasms.

I base my whole life off of Facebook. If you aren't my friend on it, then you can't be my friend in real life. Also, I will delete you from my friends list if you don't comment me, because if you don't comment me, then you don't really care about me, so why should I care about you?

I have most definately watched the two hour biography of Christina Aguilera on cable

I'm straight, not narrow.

I'm an old fashioned guy, and there aren't a lot of us left out there.