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SOME NEATO BURRITO FACTS ABOUT ME.. SOME ARE NOT TRUE

Michael

Atlantic City, New Jersey, United States 

My favorite character on South Park is Butters.

If somebody has already pooped or peed in the toilet, I cannot do number 1 or 2 until its been thoroughly flushed.

I sell myself as an asian woman on Saturday nights.


My penis has the length of about the size of a baby carrot and the width of a water bottle.


I cannot pee or poo in any public places.

I'm terrified of change.

I am an atheist. No I am not on the infamous atheist bandwagon for teenagers.

I want to study astrophysics in college.

The most interesting thing pertaining to the universe are blackholes.

I greatly dislike stupid people, people who do not care two shits about their education, and stupid people.

The elephant is my favorite animal. The elephant's penis, when fully erect, can measure as long as its trunk. Also, the elephant's penis is the only penis that is its own muscle. This means it can grasp things, like its trunk.

I used to have a chinchilla named Gizmo but then he died one day.

I hate fanboiz.


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»BøNNeN^ VAC-BANNED posted on November 23, 2009 @ 1:33pm
Got a problem? FIx it. If you can't, you'll have to live with it the rest of your life.
 
»BøNNeN^ VAC-BANNED posted on November 23, 2009 @ 1:30pm
I don't give a shit about my education. That's my opinion, and you cannot change it, biatch! I hope you'll request, non of the things you'll say will hit me. Now I'll sit back in my couch and smoke a fat, tasteful blunt while I'm getting stupider. Enjoy!
 
•̫̀●́ Dan posted on August 29, 2009 @ 6:08pm
hay hay hawt stuff
 
Bla. posted on July 16, 2009 @ 5:09pm
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