Ancient alien theorists believe that thousands of years ago, extraterrestrials landed on Earth, where they were hailed as gods and helped shape human civilization. But what proof could possibly exist for such an encounter? Is it possible that extraterrestrials with superior knowledge of science and engineering landed on Earth thousands of years ago, sharing their expertise with early civilizations?

Ancient Aliens: The Complete Season 1 DVD Set
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Have you ever gorged yourself at a Waffle House to the point that you're physically tired? You walk away satisfied, but later in the day you begin to have little cramps. You ignore it of course, but it suddenly sneaks up on you. You're soon writhing in pain on the drive home, as if you have a million rusty nails in your stomache trying to escape out your ass. You're breaking laws to make sure you get home before you shit your pants. Every bit of your concentration is focused on preventing the fecal-holocaust in your butt. Finally, you reach your house, race for the toilet and take the most body-destroying dump of your life. A jet stream of brown emits from your person, your internal organs shift in its wake and there's trace amounts of blood when you wipe. Three flushes later, it's over and you have to lie down due to the sheer trauma this shit put you through. Your body feels like an empty husk, and in that emptyness, you realize...

...You're hungry again.

Welcome to Team Fortress 2

"MoonLog Entry #123xFF: We've been held prison on this rock for 9 months now. I don't know how things could've gone so wrong with the AI development program. We began testing their motor-skill coordination with an old Sega Genesis and a copy of "Madden NFL '95." They became obsessed! Any moment free from performing maintainence tasks they spent playing that outdated video simulation. We started finding large rocks arranged in the shape Johns Madden's portrait. We thought this behavior was harmless....but we were wrong. The droids went rampant! "JOHN MADDEN! JOHN MADDEN!", they howled. They demanded to see their football god; a demand that we had no means to satisfy. Lt. Jenkins immediately made a run for the airlock, but was promptly shot through the skull with a blasto ray. "AEIOU!", they shrieked. We're been held captive in our own base until their demands are met. Conner predicts that our life support will only last for 5 more weeks. God help us all."