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Tyler Augustine

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As he waited in the living room
she crossed toward the sink
poured a glass of water
and set it on the counter.

She looked at the glass
and tapped it gently on the side
She took a seat next to it,
and in a voice low enough that only the glass could hear
she began cursing all the worst words she’d ever known.
All the “shits” and “fucks”
and extensions thereof.

She told the water it was worthless,
it was disgusting.
It was stupid.
She screamed that the water was sick
and it would never get better
no matter how hard it tried.
Never ever, in a hundred million years.

She called the water racist names,
cursed its family,
its religion
and all of its deepest hopes,
cursed them all to hell.
Then she stood and gripped the glass tightly
like the collar of an enemy captured in battle,
and crossed back into the living room.

As he reached out for it,
she smiled a bit.
She didn’t know anything much about science
or how it worked
but she knew what she wanted him to feel.

Anything but refreshed.



-Plagiarised from Dallas Clayton


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nibzor posted on February 13, 2012 @ 8:16pm
Ihr Baby ist so schoen wie der Ubermensch.
 
Russian Bear posted on January 09, 2012 @ 12:39pm
Choc hard boy dont got yo money massa! please massa dun hurt no choc hard boy!
 
Schoolio Von Hoolio posted on December 28, 2011 @ 12:55pm
Are you reading this yet?
 
Russian Bear posted on November 18, 2009 @ 7:37pm
IWSFYG
 
nibzor posted on June 16, 2009 @ 4:27pm
FU
 
nibzor posted on May 03, 2009 @ 9:16am
American University at Baku.


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The Fighting Motherfucking Falcons

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Melodrama aside, we're pretty easy-going. We're some friends who play vidjamagames together. It's a good time.

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