Fr4g D4ddy
Saltpork   Anchorage, Alaska, United States
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Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he give me three warnings or only two?" Well to tell you the truth in all this shitposting I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Mallet, the most powerful banhammer in the world and would blow your keycaps clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
Hey look buddy, I'm a shitposter; and that means I cause problems. Not problems like "impeach drumpf" because that would fall under the purview of your conundrums of unironic belief. I cause impractical problems. Like for instance, what am I gonna do if some big mean roodypoo rudeposter comes along and wants to tear me a gramatically flawless new behind?
The answer, is a shitpost.
And if that don't work: Use more shitpost.
Take for example this quality modified monologue from a promotional video for the Engineer character from Team Fortress 2. Rewrote by me, copypasted by me, and you'd best hope... not posted at (You)
"Friendlies" by Anonymous
I've heard several (sometimes conflicting) arguments about why friendlies are bad. People just assume that everyone thinks the same way they do. They'll say, "This is a fighting/war game about shooting and killing people, so go shoot." No, this is TF2. It isn't JUST a fighting game. What about the Traders? Are you going to cuss them off for trading? "Well this isn't a trade server." So? If it's a game about shooting and killing and NOTHING ELSE, the mere presence of trade servers (and traders) are an abomination on the community, who only serve to distract from the fighting and the shooting. They should go to the stock market or ebay, NOT TF2.

Or they'll say, "Yeah, but friendlies are like being idle, or worse than that when they heal the other team." Well what about people who help other people get contracts done? Those people are even worse, HELPING THE ENEMY TEAM GET BETTER AT THE GAME!!! "But they're not capping, so they're useless!" What about Trolldiers on Hightower? They ONLY attack people, and ONLY in a certain way. I've seen several who won't even finish you off if they miss. "At least they kill people, allowing others to cap or open opportunity to get more kills." What about Pybros then? They just sit in their bases, completely stalling the game, making it nearly impossible to end a round. That's even worse, because it steals time that you'll never get back!

Why can't people simply realize that others have a different view on what's fun with them? They don't have to agree, just don't be completely toxic about it.

I have 3 binds I use, a bind on how to mute, a bind that explains what a friendly is, and a bind that explains what a tryhard is. And to make things clear, I DON'T spam. I play the 2 friendly binds if I am sufficiently behind enemy lines or in significant danger, and when I die. I also play the "How to mute" bind every so often, because I do voice impressions of the Soldier that some people find annoying.
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Fr4g D4ddy Jan 29 @ 2:53pm 
8/8 br8 pasta m8
pro bro Jan 29 @ 10:18am 
alright kid you obviously have no idea who i am so i'll go easy on you, hahahah. i've been to iraq over several hundred times and have never had more fear in my heart than the day i got lost in a market seperated from my mother it was a truely soul crushing experience (don't say you wouldn't be twice as scared) however unlike you i took that fear and converted it into power, willpower more specificly; more specificly so the will power fo fighting off faggots likes you. flashforward to the year 1996 i'm in afghanistan nothing in my hands but the blood of my fallen comprades here's me shitting myself when i see over 1000 terrorists on the horizon ''what a bother'' i mutter and beat them all down hand to hand combat. so now that you know a little bit more about yourself, ask yourself. do you feel lucky... punk?
michaelclearmountain Jan 18 @ 11:28am 
personagem Dec 25, 2017 @ 8:46pm 
snot eater -rep
grass Dec 23, 2017 @ 1:37pm 
grass Dec 23, 2017 @ 1:36pm 
snet ;)