Cake

Dalarnas Lan, Sweden
Defeating a sandwich, only makes it tastier.


People who shall be missed:
Kyron
Hitler
Boz

Member since: March 13, 2010

Steam Rating: 10

Playing time: 38.4 hrs past 2 weeks


Spiral Knights
35.9 hrs / 276 hrs
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Garry's Mod
2.0 hrs / 1,041 hrs
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Realm of the Mad God
0.5 hrs / 8.6 hrs
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Shut your goddamn mouth or I’ll come to your house and kill your family in front of you you fucking slut bitch. I’ll chop off your dad’s head and make him eat you out you little whore. Then I’ll fuck your little sister’s corpse until her precious vagina gets all swollen and gooey and then I’ll cut it out with a kitchen knife and feed that shit to you bitch. Call the cops, I dare you. I’ll chop off your dog’s legs and glue them to my chest. I’m gonna go kill a homeless guy right now and slice off his dick. Then I’ll keep killing hobos until I have a big collection of dicks and once I have enough I’ll stuff them all in your locker and when you open it they’ll all fall out and everyone will think you are weird.

[ZND] Mawfeen 30 Sep 2011 @ 8:52pm
Girugamesh!

The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.