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19 of 21 people (90%) found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
A lot of people dislike this anime - i love it despite all its flaws - People always forgot that this anime is about robot, not a usual anime girl, so only those who truly understand hard life of an AI (Hello Kizuna Ai) would understand it deep enough.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=952192145

+Those who like Vocaloid would like this anime
+Silly and only 4 minutes long
+10/10 Ending dance sequence.
-Only 3 TV series is on Steam, not all the stuff available
+Ocean like deep blue eyes!
+3D rendered into 2D looks OKAY.

Posted June 21.
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18 of 20 people (90%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
1st of all this is the same exact garbage that you can see here - http://steamcommunity.com/id/nekomimibadik/recommended/628490/ - with a little difference: instead of 10k achievements you get 5k and you actually have to DO something to get them.

The game consists of 25 levels, reaching some place in the middle of each level awards you with 200 achievements
200x25=5000

Some of the achievements are good looking, better than in the mentioned above game.

Now before anything else said - IMPORTANT - HOW TO BEAT THIS GARBAGE GAME v

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=952165416

You will face the most garbage controls, like ever - your character moves too fast to control it that way it won't die from spikes or saws, and the level design is non-existent, dev just spammed spikes and saws everywhere, so you spend some time dying. On top of that, your character jumps like it was hit by a baseball bat in a crotch - imagine that you got hit that way and imagine how high you will jump. Like 5 cm above the floor? This is exactly how high you jump. You can't jump over any obstacle basically unless you come 2 pixels close, and you will jump over landing 2 pixels after the obstacle.

Now how to beat this game - the developer left exploit so he and his schoolmates could beat the game - if you press directional buttons and multiple jump buttons at the same time (For example A+W+SPACE) there is a chance that you will jump like 15 times higher, so you actually can jump over all the impassable places.

And that's it.

Upd: - https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=952480692

Garbage level design + garbage controls + Unity + Put into the name of your piece of a horse pооp game *Rage* title pretending that this is an actual game + toss in some achievements so people would buy your half a dollar garbage = this trash.

I wonder why there are no steam cards (ofc coming up in a minute.)

Upvote this review so more people can beat the game.
Posted June 21. Last edited June 22.
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57 of 64 people (89%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
This seriously a solid 9/10 anime, lighthearted without any issues slice of dragon-maid's life. Living with her alcoholic single weeb girlfriend in her 30s, and their pikachu styled dragon baby.

Nothing more to say
+Great manga-style visuals
+High quality slice of life
+Juicy dragon tails
+Huge dragon bооbs.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=952142047

Enjoyed it a lot.
Posted June 21. Last edited June 21.
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36 of 44 people (82%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
4.4 hrs on record
Unity. Dev doesn't even know how achievement spelled.

1st of all I have to mention that you receive 10300 achievements for EVERY single second the game was opened SO, 171 minutes, 2.85 hours. You need to keep the game open for 3 hours, to obtain 10k achievements and that's it.

By the way, there is another pооp from the same people, with 5000 achievements on board - http://steamcommunity.com/id/nekomimibadik/recommended/646450/

What about achievements related to the actual game? Nah, there are only 6 (SIX! ) levels, 1 minute to 5 minutes long each, you can start from ANY level at any point of time.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=951049243
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=951056239

-Horrible controls - 1st of all when you go into the game you try to figure how to shoot, the in-game menu says it's I or L or whatever, it doesn't work and mouse doesn't work as well. To shoot you actually have to press E, you can figure this if you go into the Unity settings, not in-game one, and you also see there 55 other buttons, like dash, booster pack etc. Some of those controls work at different levels (for example dash button works on the later levels.)

-Rеtаrded gameplay - when you start shooting it's a nonstop beam and you can simply hold the button all the time. Zombie models are from cowboy zombies etc. Platforming part is super easy, but if you die you revived full HP right away.

+Low price
+Cards

Do you want easy 10000 achievements? Buy it. Achievements hungry people are the one responsible for those abominations popping up on Steam left and right.
Posted June 20. Last edited June 21.
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26 of 28 people (93%) found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Ugly as a hobo with a hangover port from mobile phones, or some super old flash game, you could play those like 10-15 years ago, Could be an okay game but the design is god damn horrible.

+ 450+ super easy achievements with flags icons as pictures for your profile decoration
- To get a 100% achievements game you have to complete this piece of pооp, and playing this garbage is kinda suffering because of the god damn ugly design (And it's designed for mobile phones), and the gameplay itself is very repetitive and boring.
-All red color palette, everything - backgrounds and the actual *play-field* - is the same color, painful to look at this mess. You can see it yourself on the game store screenshots
+Cheap
-No cards

SO - for an achievement-hungry person this game is OKAY because it's cheap, but no cards is not good, and it's painful to get a PERFECT game so after all this game is so-so.

Read comments under review also v
Posted June 15. Last edited June 23.
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15 of 23 people (65%) found this review helpful
4.1 hrs on record
Zup! Portal edition. Inb4 banned by Volvo copyrighters.

+2130 achievements
+Ofcourse 2130 pictures (with metal bars) for your profile decoration.
-No cards yet devs should make some money so they will be ofc.
+Portals: Infinite portal loops, our main character is a circle again tho, not a cube.

Everything else is the same. Soon to be 10000 achievements from all the games together.

p.s. it's strange that game called Zup! 5 because 5th game was Zup! ZERO, this one is 6

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=947217864
Posted June 15. Last edited June 15.
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16 of 19 people (84%) found this review helpful
1.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Complete garbage as it is, at the same time you can't blame the developer for ALL the flaws of this game:

-1st of all I have to mention that game-wise this game is a complete trash, as it states it in the early access state, but it close to impossible to imagine this game as anything playable in the future because it's the most basic runner you can make with the Unity engine. 3Fps animation and bunch of static models flipped onto each other, buggy collisions and no actual gameplay with garbage level design on top.

-It claims that you will face Russian stereotypes, but all you have is paint drawn Slavic guy, a bear and bottles put into heaven, hell or the forest locations, nothing Russian here except slav picking up vodka bottles.

+- There are 4100 achievements, ONLY 25 (twenty-five) of them are actual achievements where you have to do some kind of *work*, while the rest are given for 4075 jumps, why +- - the developer went the ZUP! way and made 4K achievements icons for your profile decoration - I have to admit this is big icons collection BUT here is the problem - since the developer pretend that his game gonna be playable - he made it that way that to unlock those icons you have to spend like 2 days clicking your mouse WHILE at the same time the game is buggy/unplayable boring sh`t. So he cants provide 4000 EASY achievements AND he can't provide enjoyable gameplay. Chasing both things he ends up with the all around bad game.

Easiest way you can do the jump 4000 times part is press click->escape>click on restart-> repeat 4000 times

-No steam cards as for June 1.
+Cheap

Now going back to why I said that you can't blame the dev for this crаp - Easy games with thousands of easy achievements - is what consumer demands. Demand creates supply - so school-kids pick up unity crap and give you what you want. Can you really blame them? No, blame yourself. This game is already sold like 15000 times and will be sold more to the achievement-hungry people.
Posted June 2. Last edited June 12.
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10 of 11 people (91%) found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Wow, the original game straight from 1984! Older than me :O

If you had a chance to play this game on a Commodore 64 back in the day, you will find this game quite amusing, because it's actually the same thing but with Steam achievements:
+Original game ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
+In depth interactive tutorial
+ReadMe pdf with all the important info inside!
+Original old music and sounds (sadly the only place where the music plays is the main menu)
+13 Castles to explore - all the levels pretty much complicated mazes full of dangers.
-No cards (Why not?)
+Steam achievements
+Cheap af

If you will have any problems with the tutorial or ReadMe reading (srsly) - F1 to get to the menu and change the tutorial mode into any other castle - arrows to move - ctrl for action.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=937616932
Posted June 1.
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20 of 21 people (95%) found this review helpful
4.8 hrs on record
This is the exactly the same game as the 1st one but - Recolored hud from green into blue + recolored main character. AND THATS IT. Everything else is exactly the same - garbage game platforming-wise, the very 1st level sticky walls already bugged.

To get 374 achievements you have to spam jump + fire buttons for about 30-60 seconds (try to hold fire button maybe this help). As a platformer game this game is garbage:

-Garbage soundwork and music
-Garbage level design
-Free assets
+Easy 100% achievements +1 perfect game
+Cheap with 90% discount
+Cards

Basically another asset flip for quick cards cash grab
Posted May 27. Last edited June 2.
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16 of 17 people (94%) found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record
To get 428 achievements you have to spam jump + fire buttons for about 30-60 seconds (try to hold fire button maybe this help). As a platformer game this game is garbage:

-Garbage soundwork and music
-Garbage level design
-Free assets
+Easy 100% achievements +1 perfect game
+Cheap with 90% discount
+Cards

Basically another asset flip for quick cards cash grab
Posted May 27. Last edited May 27.
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