You're sad because you don't get British humor, smelly Communist foreigner!

Alex Natt- AKA Nattacus, AKA Moose

Northampton, Northamptonshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain) 

"Who touched my fucking pencils?!"
"This looks siezure inducing"
"It's only fire"
"Fair enough you're drunk, but why do you need to sleep on the patio?" - Me

"Leave the shoe! ALONE!" - Ryan

"We don' need the weemin, they're truubul" - Mr Sinyoro

"Don't be so rude, you bastard" - Some cover teacher

"I don't blame him, he's northern" - Mr Clarke

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Sex (hurr): Male
Sexuality: Straight as, as a pole
Interests: Drawing, generally talking and gaming
Favourite movie: Planes, trains and automobiles
Favourite bands: Pink Floyd, Men at work, audioslave
Genre: Rock-y type, good rock, not that generic crap (An example of that being the music in the scooby doo
montages) also some eypick hardcore rave music, heheh, could you imagine?
Favourite games: TF2, L4D, Battlefield and CoD

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Really, i don't take random friends invites. At least talk to me in advance or whatever, and if i do add you don't just sit there, idling in my friends list. And don't message me with your useless... stuff, and creepy links of naked furries eating dead rabbits (You know who you are, and i know who you are) Uncle Coach-Claus is making a list, he only brings chocolate helicopters to nice little boys and girls...

I'm 15, really laidback and way too tolerant, like really, it's uncanny. I'm also an extremely cool bro, bro.You can talk to me, i'm not scary or anything, because despite the fact that i come across as a creepy, sadist with a crude sense of humor, i'm a nice person. No i'm actually pretty funny apparently. I'm really into 70s/80s music, Pink Floyd and Men at work being my favourite bands.

I'm a pretty decent artist (Pff) so if you want any avatars or anything done, ask me. Small cartoony jobs preferably (Live art's cool too, just give me time, i'm lazy. The D/A link's down there too- it's a work in progress but you get the "jist")

Now if i ever do insult you or i piss you off, it's because you don't understand British humor, you don't speak English very well, or you're an American (no offense to any Americans i do know, because obviously i would've pissed you off by now. Either that or you'll get offended reading this).


Things i may do include;

Insulting you (Jokingly ofcourse)
In-Jokes
Calling you names
I have a sadistic sense of humor (watch out)
Sarcasm
Pretending i'm gey luigi? - Only the clever ones figure that out (same as sarcasm)


And finally, please, for Gods sakes don't be a pisstake. Meaning don'e expect me to take all the flak from you, but when i do it, you end up getting pissed at me, and i hurt your FEELINGS, fellings? Look mate you know who has alot of feelings? Blokes what bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy.

This is the part where i pissed myself with laughter. and fear
My Deviantart, a little- no, very empty right now...
Handy links, but not for you >:|

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