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Alex Natt- AKA Nattacus, AKA Moose
Northampton, Northamptonshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain) 
Yes, please recognise that when i say, "brb", it probably means i'm going to town, going to watch a film or taking a shower, after which it'll take me 3 or 4 hours to remember i was talking to you... i'm not ignoring you or anything, don't get sad :(
Raves, you mention anything about the fact that you went to a rave, i swear to god i'll come to your house and shove those infernal FUCKING glow sticks down your throat, raves are, SHIT, i have been (Roadmender FYI) they're smelly, and full of drunk people jumping, and elbowing you in the face, there's no appeal, the glow stick, 80's happy time, JUST NO, you're not cool! Get, the fuck over it!
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"How did the mustard, get on the wall?!"
"This looks siezure inducing"
"Fair enough you're drunk, but why do you need to sleep on the patio?"
"It was a cartoon, you can't have sex with a cartoon"
"Get out of my bathroom!" -Me
"Don't be so rude, you bastard" - Some cover teacher
"It retracts inside you because you're a furry" - David (Yes, FURRY, cue retreating in shock and getting defensive!)
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Sex (hurr): Male
Sexuality: Straight as, as a pole
Interests: Drawing, generally talking and gaming
Favourite movie: Planes, trains and automobiles
Favourite bands: Pink Floyd, Men at work, audioslave, X ray dog
Genre: Rock-y type, good rock, not that generic crap (An example of that being the music in the scooby doo
montages) also some eypick hardcore rave ( RAVE) music, heheh, could you imagine?
Favourite games: TF2, L4D, Battlefield and CoD
Really, i don't take random friends invites. At least talk to me in advance or whatever, and if i do add you don't just sit there, idling in my friends list. And don't message me with your useless... stuff, and creepy links of naked furries eating dead rabbits (You know who you are, and i know who you are)
I'm 15, really laidback and way too tolerant, like really, it's uncanny. I'm also an extremely cool bro, bro.You can talk to me, i'm not scary or anything, because despite the fact that i come across as a creepy, sadist with a crude sense of humor, i'm a nice person. No i'm actually pretty funny apparently. I'm really into 70s/80s music, Pink Floyd and Men at work being my favourite bands.
Now if i ever do insult you or i piss you off, it's because you don't understand British humor, you don't speak English very well, or you're an American (no offense to any Americans i do know, because obviously i would've pissed you off by now.)
And finally, please, for Gods sakes don't be a pisstake. Meaning don'e expect me to take all the flak from you, but when i do it, you end up getting pissed at me, and i hurt your FEELINGS, fellings? Look mate you know who has alot of feelings? Blokes what bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy.
All that aside, i'm a decent, nice person, really i am...
Read this if you don't get me, get me! 
That's where i'm from! Absoloutely no sarcasm added
Mine deviant art
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