Club dedicated to the tuhtle who annihilates apples like it's his job
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Ancud, Los Lagos, Chile 
pauLLLLLLLL: o hai
myst: hi
myst: !
pauLLLLLLLL: guess who smells like tuesday night strippers
pauLLLLLLLL: L@L
pauLLLLLLLL is now Away.
marmadukeGRYLLS: Chicken: Marinated overnight in our smoky, spicy chipotle pepper adobo, then grilled. The char marks impart subtle caramelized flavor. A customer favorite
marmadukeGRYLLS: DO YOU FUCKING SEE THIS SHIT
marmadukeGRYLLS: SUBLE CARAMELIZED FLAVOR IS BEING IMPARTED.
marmadukeGRYLLS: SUBTLE*
marmadukeGRYLLS: Sour Cream: One hundred percent cultured cream whipped to a velvety consistency.
marmadukeGRYLLS: nigga, i want to eat the velvety ass sour cream plain
marmadukeGRYLLS: with a spoon.
marmadukeGRYLLS: i should be the fucking chipotle spokesperson. i masturbate to the thought of chipotle.
marmadukeGRYLLS: AND hot bitches work there.
myst: LOL
marmadukeGRYLLS: its literally like dying, and you've ascended to heaven
marmadukeGRYLLS: you're just there. they have beer and margaritas too.
marmadukeGRYLLS: its literally the most perfect place on earth.
marmadukeGRYLLS: the pope should live there
marmadukeGRYLLS: everything.
marmadukeGRYLLS: you need to partake in this event. it's like we're the germans celebrating the anniversary of the holocaust. it's that important and amazing.
marmadukeGRYLLS: Guacamole: Several times daily in every Chipotle, we lovingly mash just-picked, ripe Hass avocados, then blend in freshly chopped cilantro, red onions, and jalapeno peppers, citrust juice, salt and selected spices to create the silky, sexy guacamole we love. An impartial connoisseur has called it the "Best Guacamole Known To Man." Taste and decide for yourself.
marmadukeGRYLLS: yeah, you read that right, a fucking CONNOISSEUR ranked that shit #1 in the known universe. AND they fucking get all up in your shit like TRY IT BITCH, TASTE AND SEE MOTHERFUCKER
marmadukeGRYLLS: im about to look up the FUCKING HOT SALSA
marmadukeGRYLLS: aw FUCK.
marmadukeGRYLLS: Tomatillo-Red Chili Salsa (Hot): This salsa of pureed chiles de arbol, tomatillos and fresh spices is smooth, full-bodied and a rich, rusty red color. Very Hot.
marmadukeGRYLLS: god FUCKING damn. TOMA MOTHERFUCKING TILLOS. they said FUCK YOU to tomatos, and gave tomatillo the nod. AND CHILES DE ARBOL? YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT MEANS? JUST DRIED PEPPERS. they turned dried FUCKING PEPPERS into Chiles De Arbol. Sounds like a fucking spanish bitch you fuck the SHIT out of till your dick falls off, I'm into that. Bitch is full-bodied, and she has fucking BANK. AND that bitch is a ginger, but it's ok because she's your sugar mama. FUCK YEAH chipotle.
marmadukeGRYLLS: i could get fucking stabbed right now, shit wouldn't even matter. this burrito has become my world.
myst: L@L
myst: apparently not
myst: coz
myst: you couldnt get hard h4h4
-tD: low blow is low
-tD: my weiner is broken
myst: thats what she said
en-_^vY: i've never heard that :\
en-_^vY: i'm out of the facebook loop
myst: ur doin it wrong
en-_^vY: i know
myst: make 1
en-_^vY: a new one?
en-_^vY: i'll pass
myst: lol
en-_^vY: as soon as i get a bitch
en-_^vY: and she makes me
en-_^vY: then i will
en-_^vY: so... never.
myst: heard that
myst: a hat
myst: that snaps
myst: yrucker hats
-tD: pic for the unaware
myst: http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/251542_2000729295405_1158720115_31880608_8247323_n.jpg
-tD: how is that a trucker hat
-tD: but cool picture is cool
myst: http://hfmnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/the-hundreds-solid-logo-snap-back-hat.jpg
myst: thast what i said lol
myst: but that
myst: trucker hat
-tD: lol snapback
-tD: bc it snaps in the back
-tD: lulz
-tD: ppl these days i swear
-tD: i want a velcroback
myst: lmfao
