Duncan Macleod: Highlander: ugh toy fort Duncan Macleod: Highlander: more like boy fort Duncan Macleod: Highlander: gay boys
HfG≈Hellawhack Shiznit: stop getting a beauty sleep and come play tf2 HfG≈Hellawhack Shiznit: stop dreaming of gumdrops and penises and come play tf2 HfG≈Hellawhack Shiznit: stop dreaming of a hot threesome with brazilian babes and come play tf2 HfG≈Hellawhack Shiznit: stop shopping for $200 dresses in your sleep and come play tf2 HfG≈Hellawhack Shiznit: stop imagining coming to play with krazy and come play tf2
3:17 AM - The Amazing Rando: Valve should make a game called Team Sex 2 (regardless of if there was an original) where 9 classes on each team try to mate with eachother and fight off other potential suitors at the same time.
8:19 PM - ђђ ¬ Mumbliepeg: wtf 8:19 PM - ђђ ¬ Mumbliepeg: you playing 8:19 PM - ђђ ¬ Mumbliepeg: is that like legos? 8:20 PM - Ms Serious Business: league of legends! eyes also is playing it lol 8:20 PM - Ms Serious Business: it's like DotA/HoN if you've ever heard of those 8:21 PM - ђђ ¬ Mumbliepeg: no i dont play strawberry shortcake
7:55 PM - decoy!!!: fishing? stop being white. go do math problems or something...shiiiieeeeeeeet
2:59 PM - (-TN-) the slowest scout: sexy messages, eh? well, it's too bad you're not actually here. i'm wearing a real hot looking man thong with tiger print. i've also got a rose held in my teeth and i'm laying on a bear skin rug in front of a roaring fire while a beautiful snow storm falls gently outside of the cabin i built with my own bare hands in aspen.
5:44 PM - v³ | coma+: truth. 5:44 PM - v³ | coma+: TRUTH. 5:44 PM - v³ | coma+: last time you milked my prostate I came like the end of the mayan calendar. 5:44 PM - v³ | coma+: pure chaos.
11:24 AM - Juicy J: "hey jesse what are you doing tonight?" "uhhhh....i'm probably gonna..." "no you are coming with me" 11:25 AM - Ms Serious Business -ts-: pick you up throw you into the backseat of the car 11:25 AM - Ms Serious Business -ts-: and just drive 11:25 AM - Ms Serious Business -ts-: while laughing maniacally 11:26 AM - Juicy J: while listening to gregorian chants lol
7:49 AM - Panda K: Dear Bosses: Patient has a serious, serious condition. Patient unable to go to work due to her serious, serious condition, known as gaming addiction. Sincerely, Ms. Serious Business, M.D. 7:50 AM - Ms Serious Business -ts-: OR To whom it may concern: This girl is too dangerous to come into work. She is an infamous heart stealer, and has already stolen mine." Sincerely, Dr. Serious Business 7:55 AM - Panda K: Dear Doctors: Serious Business, M.D. has legal matters that require her immediate attention. A class action lawsuit is being brought against her by many of her former patients who allege that she seduced them with her exotic asian-ness and subsequently engaged in sexual relations in and/or on top of hospital property. Please call Panda K, Esq. for further information.
I just keep this game open to watch the jellies jiggle. Yeah bitch, jiggle faster and harder for me. I didn't pay dolla fitty for you to just lay there.
You do more than farmin' with dem hoes in this game. Put on yo cowboy hat and get ready to show these redneck heehaws how real farmin' is done...In all serious businessness, this game is a realistic portrayal and simulator of real life farming. Prepare to be wow'd by the real labor of pointing, dragging, and clicking your crops to farm enough to make enough to feed your soon to be fatass lazy waifu and possibly a couple bratty kids. Experience the serious struggles of trying to make ends meet as you spray pests off your food (NO ORGANIC SHIT GROWN HERE BUDDY) and wonder why this toothy old man keeps eyeing your ass every time you bend over to pick those tomatoes. Don't worry, he only wants to come pump your oil rig...pump it real good.
Do you play this game for the dungeoning!? YEAH! Do you enjoy the market game of buying and selling!? YEAH!! Do you play with one hand down your pants and get excited when you see their pedo smiles!? YE...GET OFF MY STEAM PROFILE/BUDDY LIST YOU SICK FUCK.
