Recent reviews by Landers

I marvelled as I had finally managed to build a sustainable public transport network with happy employees, happy passengers and 100% population coverage. Then I heard a dingle and saw a notice in my status bar, a hippy type man wanted a route added from the town centre to the bushes in the corner of the map tile. I declined.

Hey there's an enemy soldier, oh, I just killed a team mate. Why is that bush slightly browner than the other one, hang on, I've been killed. Most dishonorable, that's a good achievement right?

5 stars

If you could buy rockets at Aldi, they would look and perform like a Kerbal Space Program machine.

Dig deep and purchase this game for endless hours of designing massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rocket contraptions that sometimes barely make it to orbit. The day you manage to land on the Mun you'll feel like you've just won a million dollars, then you'll remember you should probably try and make it back again, run out of fuel and drift through space forever. Be sure to research and install many mods, they make a ton of difference

I had a Saturday free once to finally try this game out so on the Monday prior I commenced the loading of Sydney Harbour level. Come Saturday morning I brewed a cup of coffee and it was nearly done loading. That afternoon I played with boats and found it to be satisfactory.

If you like boats, this might appeal. If you like crashing boats, this might appeal. If you like the concept of crashing big boats and wallowing in the sea in a life raft forever, get this game.

I can guarantee you haven't played DLC as epically poor as this one. It takes dodginess to a whole new level: lag, bugs, daft map design and broken UI - you too can have it all if you shell out for this steaming pile....

0.1666 hrs played in total because it took less than 10 minutes to discover this DLC is about as fun as inserting a pineapple.