welcome to the trademark clan™.

a ragtag clan of would-be professionals, the trademark clan™ sets out to kick ass and take names™.

one-liners:
"we own your asses... via the patent office."™
"we have the copyright to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and we're all out of copy."™
"one false move and I'll ban you, Henry."™

rules:
1. obey your admins™. your compliance guarantees a happy ending, at least for them.
2. don't be annoying.
3. never, ever bring shame to the trademark clan™.
4. kick ass and take names™. no exceptions.