Cripple walks into a....oh...right. Oh how does a cripple get a leg up on the.....fuck. A cripple always tries to put his best foot....oh....uh... You are handicapped. Tits.
And Pinnochio said, "My nose will grow longer" "Give a man some fire, he is warm for a day; set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life."
Monkeys. Monkeys monkeys monkeys.
Monkey chow! Monkeys love monkey chow, and if there were a chow I'd buy for a monkey, it'd be Monkey Chow Brand Monkey Chow.
Pet monkeys. Monkey supplies. Monkey toys. Monkey clothes. Monkey beds. Monkey hats. All things monkeys love. Things to buy for a pet monkey. Food, or in other words, chow, for a pet Monkey whose name happens to be Chow. Chow the pet monkey.
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I give you a hamburger. The universe is engulfed within itself. A bus advertising hotdogs drives by a papillon. It disapproves. An unnatural force reverses Earth's gravity. You ask for a hamburger. I reciprocate with a mildly convulsing potato. You disapprove. Your disapproval releases a cosmic shift in the void between birth and life. You ask for a hamburger. A certain small dog feasts on hamburger patties for the rest of its unnatural, eternal endurance.
Your constant disapproval sends silence through everything. A contrived beast becomes omnipotent. You ask for a hamburger. I give you a hamburger your body becomes an unsettled blob of nothingness, then divides by three. The papillon barks. The universe realigns itself. You, the papillon, and the hamburger disapprove. This condemnation stops the realignment. Hades freezes over. A pig is launched is launched into the unoccupied existence between space and time with a specific hamburger. You ask for a hamburger. I give you a hamburger.
It screams as you lift it to your face. You laugh maniacally as I plead with you. You devour the hamburger as it pleads for mercy. I disapprove and condemn you to an eternity in a certain void where a certain pig and its specific hamburger are located. The Universal Space-time Continuum Committee disapproves of my irrational decision. You are locked away and are fed hamburgers for the rest of your natural existence. A pickle refuses to break down during the process of digestion. You die in a freak accident. A certain pickle lives the rest of its life in a comatose state. Your soul disapproves. Down the street a child cries as a hamburger gets stuck in, and climbs back up, her esophagus. You ask again for a hamburger. I refuse to reciprocate. You demand a lawyer. I remind you harshly that this is the new world order.
Lawyers no longer exist. Only papillons. Your name is written on a list of sins. Blasphemy. You ask for a hamburger. The comatose pickle vanquishes your soul from this universe. Realignment occurs. You beg for a hamburger. A certain papillon's name is written on an obelisk in Egypt. Mumble. Peasants worship the obelisk. Your soulless corpse partakes in the festivity. Hamburgers are banned universally. The sun implodes. All planets cease to have ever existed. Mercury. Venus. Earth. Mars. Jupiter. Saturn. Uranus. Neptune. Pluto is the only mass in existence. Conveniently, you are on vacation here. Your need for hamburgers re-establishes space-time. Earth is recreated under your intergalactic rule. Hamburgers are your army. You wake up. Clowns. Clowns everywhere. Your dream rushes to meet you. You are kidnapped. You ask for a hamburger. They hand you a hotdog.
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This game has an amazing plot coupled with really great gameplay. It is incredibly immersive, and you feel like you actually are in a Russian metro station, surviving the nuclear winter. Unlike most shooters, the guns feel powerful and real, and ammo seems valuable. I loved playing through this game (on OnLive actually, not Steam), and really want to play through it again. Do not hesitate to purchase this game, and PLEASE don't let it just sit and rot, unplayed, in your steam library. This game deserves better than that.
I love the absolute mayhem in this game. While it may have some wonky physics, like how freefalling, then grappling onto the ground returns you to the earth safely, that really adds to the charm. Story kind of sucks, but this game is about screwing around a tropical island and having fun, not doing menial tasks.
