Recent reviews by MrBigCow

imagine not having any fun... that's rust

Possibly the most intense gameplay from any game i've played all year. Between the intense fighting and epic soundtrack, how could anybody not recommend this game. I bought it for $.19, but this game is most certainly well worth up to $500. 100 hours so far, no complaints. This game has stopped me from cutting because I can't stop playing it. I used to play Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. With this FPS, nothing can go wrong. I've finally managed to get a job and have 3 children because of this game. This game brought my family and I together. We all own it and play it together. As long as this game exists, your life will be nothing but fun.

UPDATE 8/6/2016: My wife and I got into a big fight and i'm using heroin again...

UPDATE 12/20/2017: I started playing this again after a year of using again, i'd have to say this game has helped me through my heroin AND CS:GO addictions. ♥♥♥♥ rehab, this game is rehab enough.

UPDATE 6/24/2018: I've been on and off of playing this game... Heroin came back into my life and I feel like i've hit an all time low. It's a real struggle getting off of heroin especially after my divorce. My three children won't talk to me and I honestly don't know how i'm still alive... This game helps me through my low points but i'm not sure how much more of it can save my life.

UPDATE 8/31/2019: After finally hitting a year of sobriety I can finally be confident in my ability to pursue a career in ping pong. After years of countless addiction and countless dead friendships I can finally do what I have been dreaming of doing since I was a wee lad. I'd like to thank not only the developers of Dead Bits, but all of my supporters and those who took the time out of the day to leave a comment on my review/life story. I hope one day I inspire others to play Dead Bits.

UPDATE 6/27/2020: It's been one hell of a year, everything about it has basically sucked. I finally stopped stalking my wife and I was able to settle with someone sick. Unfortunately due to a stupid global virus our marriage slammed into the ground at MK III speed and maybe some other things like not being able to control my heroin addiction. It's been rough, she's taking the kids and everything. Couldn't even keep the pencil case. Anyways, she's gone forever and I can't even live with myself due to the guilt that's strapped to my back. I try to see the negative she let shine, but it's not enough to keep her away. I'm afraid soon the heroin will take over and i'll become a zombie like in Dead Bits. Send help if you can, it's only a matter of time before I blow... if I haven't already.

UPDATE 8/4/2021: Is ight, we go up from here.

UPDATE 10/29/2022: As a divorced father of two, I can say the only thing i've been holding onto are the Buffalo Bills and Buffalo Sabres. We're currently down 3-1 against the Chicago Blackhawks in period three, but I believe in my Buffalo Sabres... If you're reading this check back on this game and I bet you we won. Just like life. In time we all win.

UPDATE 12/25/2023: 2023 was banging just you wait for 2024 big man. Sorry it's short

10/10 english good

game is doo doo bro