Yes, it is my real name.
Mowsy Merethil
Carbondale, Illinois, United States 
This is a Mowsy. Scientifically, it is a Mowsicus Meow Meow, often known to have a great big bushy mane. It has an unnatural vocal range allowing the high-pitched voice similar to a young asian male or female depending on the weather.
It has the rare +100 Karma level, likely earned through sexual favors for the gods over telephone (contact business manager Hunter for details).
Often whilst communicating with unknown allies, the Mowsicus' vocal abilities stoop to nothing. This is observed mainly while being Left 4 Dead and is possibly related to the use of a "vocal wheel" which the Mowsicus uses in the stead of its own voice.
Ancient myths state the Mowsicus feeds on souls of the damned, though this has yet to be confirmed or disproved. More hidden observance is required.
The Mowsicus has been seen dispached with a team against invisible secret military subjects. When with this team, the Mowsicus typically chooses an assault-rifle loadout. Curiously, in an actual encounter with the invisible subjects, the Mowsicus injects adrenaline shots and turns-tail in an attempt at self preservation.
The Mowsicus also has been seen playing the hit War-Themed Hat Simulator, Teams and Fortresses 2. When doing so, it prefers to play as a peace medic with the extremely rare condition known as "Premature Activation" where the Ubercharge is ejected prematurely the moment he reaches climax, or 100%.
The Mowsicus has also been reported to be the leader of great empires, naming cities such as the esteemed capital of "MASTER WOOD," as well as smaller settlements like "Long Wood," "Short Wood," "Sterile Wood," "Infected Wood," and so forth.
When dealing with terrorist situations, the Mowsicus becomes a scavenger for weapons, grenades, and defusal kits. He has been seen as part of the bomb-squad/sausage squad.
The Mowsicus has recently been observed to be sneaking and skulking around the Blue and Green terminals, sometimes acting as a Double Agent, and downloading encrypted files for an unknown organization.
When faced with numerous gruesome assailants, the Mowsicus thrusts itself into a Berserker's rage, attacking foes with little but a combat knife or a katana with little regard for what he's attacking, be it a simple bald man or a hulking giant with blenders for hands.
The Mowsicus is, as we conclude now, a very versatile creature with many different (albiet strange) roles for many different (again, strange) situations. Any information or insight to this odd creature's habits would be well appreciated for the good of all humankind and also this endangered creature.
And yes, Mowsy is my real name. Cool, huh?
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