I've used the name MonkeyMan for a pretty long time. I just thought it up one day out of nowhere, and now I use it for almost every video game.
Oh, and I do like cookies. :)
Best quotes ever:
"[CL] [TBH] XxSwitchbackxX: MONKEY
[CL] [TBH] XxSwitchbackxX: BALLS
[CL] [TBH] XxSwitchbackxX: OF STEEL
MonkeyMan: i know"
"Cherrycoke: I love how skiiers and snowboards get so pissed off at eachother
MonkeyMan: lol
Cherrycoke: "MY METHOD OF SLIDING DOWN A FROZEN HILL IS BETTER THAN UR METHOD OF SLIDING DOWN A FROZEN HILL YOU STUPID FAGGOT MASTER""
"[M] [TBH] XTJ.m.a.n.X.T: took some pics with me and my gnome army
[M] [TBH] XTJ.m.a.n.X.T: lol
MonkeyMan: wow
MonkeyMan: lol
[M] [TBH] XTJ.m.a.n.X.T: and thye have a huge god
[M] [TBH] XTJ.m.a.n.X.T: yes my gnomely ness
[M] [TBH] XTJ.m.a.n.X.T: i will kill gman"
"CarbonPanda: so.
CarbonPanda: what is this place
CarbonPanda: a cult?
Cherrycoke: we also pick grain for the leader and soon we'll all kill ourselves so our souls can go to the space ship
Cherrycoke: I mean, it's not a cult
Cherrycoke: definately not a cult"
"XTJmanxt: FUCK YOU
XTJmanxt: BITCH
XTJmanxt: woops
XTJmanxt: that was wrong chat
XTJmanxt: that was my moms"
"{LtC} Lƃriaﱟﱟ:D: my ass is jealous only because its made up of 123100L33T pixels.
FoxPie - SuperDeluxe: because l and t are numbers"
"Chrome <TWM>: i think monkey uses his toes and fingers when spamming, for maximum effectiveness
Cherrycoke: I type with my dick all the time
Cherrycoke: it works pretty well
Chrome <TWM>: mine unfortunately, would hit all the keys at once
Cherrycoke: mine would stretch all the way from a to z"
"MonkeyMan: ew
MonkeyMan: this weird idiot named klingstuh added me on fpsb
MonkeyMan: think i should deny?
KLingstuh: What a fag
MonkeyMan: LOL
KLingstuh: Totally deny it
MonkeyMan: yah
KLingstuh: Jesus what a loser
MonkeyMan: yah i think i should"
"Cherrycoke: acting like a douche 1337 speaking 12 year old: priceless
Cherrycoke: there are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's spamming teh intarwebz :D :D :D"
"Swatman2548(Pollution434): your avatar stairs at me like a retarted rapeist
Swatman2548(Pollution434): hes wiggleing his hips or something
Swatman2548(Pollution434): I'm scared"
"MonkeyMan: do u play WoW?
(P2D) Slug Nut: No way, its possessed by the souls of dead children"
"MonkeyMan: back from my hot steaming dump
(P2D) Slug Nut: im eating"
"LuckyMonkey: dunno just been really sick lately
LuckyMonkey: felt like shit
LuckyMonkey: i almost went 4 hours without checking my email
LuckyMonkey: almost died"
"Chrome <TWM> has been invited to chat.
Chrome <TWM> entered chat.
Chrome <TWM>: what
(MB) MonkeyMan: EW ITS CHROME
Chrome <TWM> was kicked by (MB) MonkeyMan."
"Chrome <TWM>: i will laugh when the day comes that myspace gets shut down due to legal issues and because of the # of girls that have gotten raped because of the site finally broke Tom's threshold lol"
"(MB) MonkeyMan: boo starcraft
(MB) MonkeyMan: BOOOOOO STARCRAAAFT
(P2D) Slug Nut: yeah im ignoring those, NAZI comments"
"MORGOTH IS SEXY: lmao
MORGOTH IS SEXY: morgoth was over and he's like "lawl I'll change your name"
MORGOTH IS SEXY: and I forgot to change it back
MORGOTH IS SEXY: lmao
(MB) MonkeyMan: lol
MORGOTH IS SEXY has changed their name to FUCK YOU MORGOTH."
"Cherrycoke: i'm just hoping no one in my family or anyone I know finds the pic of an apple on a dick in my pics folder"
"Some G@y Guy: Hell my penis fits in a USB port.
(MB) MonkeyMan: ROFL
Some G@y Guy: I plug it in every night and access the matrix."
P.S. Join the Monkey Business group (MB). We're looking to expand, so tell your friends! :D
