Hmm The Mkvenner..... He's LEGENDARY. I heard that he once slayed the "Sapphire Dragon of the East" (or "Moltak" as he likes to be called) on volcano
Qvakrus(silent and in invisible Q) during a full moon on the eve of judgment day while fending off a horde of Knob-goblins with a car battery, a toothbrush and an inside out
light-bulb!! Of coarse he used his cunning, his enginuaty and his knowledge of "amazonian tranvestites" to construct a device of such furosity, such magnitude and ravishingly beautiful! That if you were to see it with your own eyes, you would go incredibly insane and beat yourself to death with your own skull while screaming "THIS ISN'T PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE". So on that faithful night the prophecy was for-tolled(manly because he wrote it.....in the middle of the battle....on solid stone...with his Bare Hands)and the galaxy of the mulipes people was saved!! Until he (accidentally)destroyed it one day after a night of pillaging and binge drinking!


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