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quote Rent-A-Retard of fpsboner:

'Whenever I hear a kid on Counterstrike, I have the sudden urge to reach into my screen and punch him in the nose. Which reminds me...

Twas' a fine day in RAR land. RAR was happy playing some CoD4, and was tearing that shit up, going 7-0 with only a USP right off the bat. All was fine until... "HAI GAIS CAN ANY1 GIVE ME A BARRET?!" RAR immediately went teary eyed. Then again "HEY, YOU GUYS ARE NOOBS. STOP LOSING." Another kid hand been bought CoD4. RAR tried as hard as he could to not say anything, for his parents were home. Then, like a gift from the heavens "RAR, we're going out. Be back in a few hours!" RAR got the biggest grin on his face. I added him as a friend, to track him. As soon as he heard the door close, he immedietly spouted off "KID, ARE YOUR MOMS TITS BIG?" The little kid, taken off gaurd, spoke back to me in his baby voice "what?" I repeated again "WOULD YOUR MOM LET ME TITTY FUCK THOSE JUICY TITS?" The kid speaks again "Ew, thats grossss!" I give a final insult "I'D STILL FUCK YOUR MOM!" The next thing I heard was "WHAT DID HE JUST SAY.......?"
- Littlekid82 (I can't remember his GT) has left the game

Last online - 73 days ago. Haha, I royally fucked that kid.'

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