Carl the Farmer™
Rowan   Morayfield, Queensland, Australia
People accuse me of being arrogant all the time. I'm not arrogant, I'm focused. -Russell Crowe

OldSchool Console Gamer (Dreamcast, N64, PS1/PS2, Xbox,) & Proud member of the PC Gamer Master Race.

Funny Shit Below

minmi96: GABEN
Ze Reel. | Gayben Fatwell.: YUSS
minmi96: GABEN
Ze Reel. | Gayben Fatwell.: YUSSS?
minmi96: GABEN
Ze Reel. | Gayben Fatwell.: YUSSS?
minmi96: relax im just messing around with ya XD
Ze Reel. | Gayben Fatwell.: IKNO
Ze Reel. | Gayben Fatwell.: YU NEET EP3?
Ze Reel. | Gayben Fatwell.: CALL ME FAT
minmi96: fat
Ze Reel. | Gayben Fatwell.: k delayed

(General_Haze_Alpha): chuck norris conulted with god and black mailed him saying he would tell people of earth what happen at the christmas party in 2001
(General_Haze_Alpha): so god gave him 300 extra years
(General_Haze_Alpha): WIN
Festive Luna ︻デ═一: lol
(General_Haze_Alpha): and a face lift
(General_Haze_Alpha): thats impossible chuck norris is the god
(General_Haze_Alpha): D:
(General_Haze_Alpha): yes i know

SHODAN ︻デ═一™: which do you think is better, cs 1.6, cscz, css, or csgo?
Chris ☭: cscz is pretty good
Chris ☭: theyre all great
Chris ☭: 1.6 is really old school and fun
Chris ☭: same with cscz though i like the SP with challenges
Chris ☭: css is good but i dont play it much
Chris ☭: and csgo is a great modernisation of the series they pulled it off so its pretty old school but also has some aspects of current AAA games

Minmi96 ︻デ═一™: remove kebab!
Turkeysub666: From premases
Turkeysub666: They have no place in Holy Serbia

Minmi96 ︻デ═一™: happy easter!
[98th]Pte.Ripa: happy (deathday jesus) you the one
[98th]Pte.Ripa: who came from planet krypton

[98th]Pte.Ripa: Happy Birthday, Jesus! You were the one comin' to Earth From planet Crypton!
Rollin' out tracks and gettin' it on, like the Wrath of Kahn with Ricardo Montobon!
It rain fishes and loaves on the bitches and the hoes, they said they wanted some mo, but he said HELL NO
Yo I got the flow! You ghost-ridin' the whip! You suckin on my- DING DONG!

Counter Logic ︻デ═一™: hey
Counter Logic ︻デ═一™: have you heard of half life 2 survivor?
CECZI: Tell me
Counter Logic ︻デ═一™: dam
Counter Logic ︻デ═一™: its the arcade japanese version of half life 2
CECZI: wtf
Counter Logic ︻デ═一™: someone recently ported it to pc
Counter Logic ︻デ═一™:
CECZI: Looks like some kind of HL2 parody XD
CECZI: idk
Counter Logic ︻デ═一™: yeah japanese games are weird
Counter Logic ︻デ═一™: and freaky
CECZI: Totally

Who ever uses the term UMAD is a stupid sack of siberian sheep shit.

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Currently In-Game
About Me.

Hello my name is Rowan, also known on Hundreds of of Various Online Games and Places on the Internet as minmi96 or CyborgParrot, I'm just another Humble Person who likes Video Games, Movies, Cartoons, and Anime-Influenced Cartoons (because with a few exceptions, traditional Anime is trash).

I Also like Modding Games both Old and New, and making Videos.

If you wan't to be Friends or Trade with me then please read my Profile Description throughly.
I Will not add anyone with a Private Profile, Profile Level under 5, or Account thats less than a Year Old.

Other Game Paltform/Social Media Accounts

Discord: CyborgParrot #7487
XBOX Live: CyborgParrot96
Game Jolt: CyborgParrot
GameRanger: minmi96
GOG Galaxy: minmi96
Origin: minmi96
UPlay: minmi96
BattleLog: CyborgParrot : CyborgParrot #1822

YouTube Channel:

✔ I Will Trade Cosmetics/Hats for Cosmetics/Hats & Taunts.
✔ I Will Trade Refined Metal for Cosmetics/Hats & Taunts.
✔ I Will Trade Reclaimed Metal for Cosmetics/Hats & Weapons.
✔ I Will Trade Scrap Metal for Weapons.
✔ I Will Trade CSGO Skins for Cosmetics/Hats.
✔ I Will Trade any of the Above & Trading Cards for Backgrounds & Emotes, but the Backgrounds/Emotes you're Offering me Must be of Good Quality.
✘ I Will NOT Trade Trading Cards for any TF2 or CSGO Items.
✔ I Will Trade Backgrounds, Emotes, Trading Cards for Backgrounds, Emotes, Trading Cards.
✘ I Will NOT Give Away Free Stuff No Matter how Desperate you are.
✘ I Will NOT Trade with User's whose Accounts are Less than 1 Year Old or Lower than Level 10.
✔ I Will Trade Games for Cosmetics/Hats, Refined Metal, Taunts, & Games (and the other way around).
✔ For every Trade I expect something in return.

These Rules are subject to change.

#1: If my status is set to Online, you're free to message me.
#2: If my status is set to Away, you're free to message me.
#3: If my status is set to Busy, you're free to message me, but I might not reply instantly.
#4: If I'm in a Singleplayer Game, you're free to message me.
#5: If I'm in a Multiplayer Game, don't message me.
#6: If I'm in a Game with a friend, don't invite me to your game or message me.
#7: Don't ask me for Free TF2 or Steam Community Items (Backgrounds, Emotes, Trading Cards), if you pester me about this you will be blocked and removed depeneding on how annoying you've been to me about this.
#8: Don't invite me to your groups without asking me first.
#9: Don't invite me to Trading or Raffle Groups at all, ever.
#10: If you insultingly make fun of me for having Aspergers or my Personal Likes and Interests, you can kiss your arse goodbye with a Vacation to BlockedForFuckingEverVille.

Anyways treat me nicely I will treat you nicely back.
Treat me like dirt and I treat you like dirt back.
Fair and Square.

Please don't let these Rules scare you off, I'm a nice guy mostly, but I'm volatile & can easily get agitated.

My Bark is worse than my Bite.

BTW I have Common Tendancy to change my Username and Avatar, so if you forgot who I am please read through this List of my Past Usernames (No Particular Order)

Seth Gecko
The Gravy/Acid Merchant
Karl Ruprecht Kroenen
Alix ☣ Kubdel
Rick Sanchez
No. 9
Snake Eyes
Liberated Rick
Jack the Unaging
Black Hat
Officer Killbot
NightmareParrot (Halloween Name)
FestiveParrot (Christmas Name)

Incase you Forget who I am, just Tag me as CyborgParrot or minmi96.

Here's a List of Video Game/Modding Projects I'm working on.
Projects I'm Working On

Carnivores Dinosaur Hunter: Carnivores Realism (A mod thats adds new content and changes some stuff in Carnivores, such as correct Dinosaur size and speed, and gives the Dinosaurs new and more Modern looks, as soon as C:DH comes out for PC I'm porting this over to that ASAP.)
Day of Defeat: Modern Combat Mod.
Doom: Jurassic Park Doom.
Half-Life: Shrek-Life (A mod that replaces every NPC, Weapon, Monster, Misc Props, Players, with Shrek).
Half-Life 2: Dark Escape (A loose adaptation/remake of the Namco Light-gun Game called Dark Escape 4D).
Unreal Tournament 2004: Half-Life Weapon Pack (Adds every Weapon from Half-Life and it's Expansion Pack Opposing Force into Unreal Tournament 2004).

Recent Activity

39 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
5.9 hrs on record
last played on Mar 21
15.5 hrs on record
last played on Mar 20
15:11 - Romaniaball/Rommel: I know a girl
15:12 - Romaniaball/Rommel: she had like 10 boyfriends
15:12 - ⚜✠🔥Major Pyromancer™🔥🦅✠⚜: lol wtf
15:12 - Romaniaball/Rommel: and I just told her
15:12 - Romaniaball/Rommel: you fucking whore
15:12 - Romaniaball/Rommel: are your parents proud of you?
15:12 - Romaniaball/Rommel: xdd
15:12 - ⚜✠🔥Major Pyromancer™🔥🦅✠⚜: haha indeed these parents dont have proud that one girl who become shit bitch lol
┬┴┤TaKticaL├┬┴ Feb 7 @ 4:52am 
"Carnivores Dinosaur Hunter: Carnivores Realism (A mod thats adds new content and changes some stuff in Carnivores, such as correct Dinosaur size and speed, and gives the Dinosaurs new and more Modern looks, as soon as C:DH comes out for PC I'm porting this over to that ASAP.)" Sounds neat, I bet all modders have the urge to port it to CDH directly :P ( Same here Im dying in pain from all the wait ;-; ) Anyways good luck to your future endavours of Modding and I'll definetly check them out!
Carl the Farmer™ Dec 7, 2017 @ 1:18am 
Carl the Farmer™ Sep 19, 2017 @ 1:17am 

Depends on what kind of RP you're talking about.