Jack the Unaging™
Rowan   Morayfield, Queensland, Australia
 
 
PLEASE READ MY PROFILE BEFORE ADDING ME!

OldSchool Console Gamer (Dreamcast, N64, PS1/PS2, Xbox,) & Proud member of the PC Gamer Master Race.

Funny Shit Below

minmi96: GABEN
Ze Reel. | Gayben Fatwell.: YUSS
minmi96: GABEN
Ze Reel. | Gayben Fatwell.: YUSSS?
minmi96: GABEN
Ze Reel. | Gayben Fatwell.: YUSSS?
minmi96: relax im just messing around with ya XD
Ze Reel. | Gayben Fatwell.: IKNO
Ze Reel. | Gayben Fatwell.: IAM ANSZWERING DA QUESTIONZ
Ze Reel. | Gayben Fatwell.: YU NEET EP3?
Ze Reel. | Gayben Fatwell.: CALL ME FAT
minmi96: fat
Ze Reel. | Gayben Fatwell.: k delayed

(General_Haze_Alpha): chuck norris conulted with god and black mailed him saying he would tell people of earth what happen at the christmas party in 2001
(General_Haze_Alpha): so god gave him 300 extra years
(General_Haze_Alpha): WIN
Festive Luna ︻デ═一: lol
(General_Haze_Alpha): and a face lift
(General_Haze_Alpha): thats impossible chuck norris is the god
(General_Haze_Alpha): D:
(General_Haze_Alpha): yes i know

SHODAN ︻デ═一™: which do you think is better, cs 1.6, cscz, css, or csgo?
Chris ☭: cscz is pretty good
Chris ☭: theyre all great
Chris ☭: 1.6 is really old school and fun
Chris ☭: same with cscz though i like the SP with challenges
Chris ☭: css is good but i dont play it much
Chris ☭: and csgo is a great modernisation of the series they pulled it off so its pretty old school but also has some aspects of current AAA games

Minmi96 ︻デ═一™: remove kebab!
Turkeysub666: From premases
Turkeysub666: They have no place in Holy Serbia

Minmi96 ︻デ═一™: happy easter!
[98th]Pte.Ripa: happy (deathday jesus) you the one
[98th]Pte.Ripa: who came from planet krypton

[98th]Pte.Ripa: Happy Birthday, Jesus! You were the one comin' to Earth From planet Crypton!
Rollin' out tracks and gettin' it on, like the Wrath of Kahn with Ricardo Montobon!
It rain fishes and loaves on the bitches and the hoes, they said they wanted some mo, but he said HELL NO
Yo I got the flow! You ghost-ridin' the whip! You suckin on my- DING DONG!

Counter Logic ︻デ═一™: hey
Counter Logic ︻デ═一™: have you heard of half life 2 survivor?
CECZI: Ye?
CECZI: No
CECZI: Tell me
Counter Logic ︻デ═一™: dam
Counter Logic ︻デ═一™: its the arcade japanese version of half life 2
CECZI: wtf
Counter Logic ︻デ═一™: someone recently ported it to pc
Counter Logic ︻デ═一™: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1281019
CECZI: Looks like some kind of HL2 parody XD
CECZI: idk
Counter Logic ︻デ═一™: yeah japanese games are weird
Counter Logic ︻デ═一™: and freaky
CECZI: Totally

Who ever uses the term UMAD is a stupid sack of siberian sheep shit.
-generalhazealpha

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Currently Offline
Last Online 5 hrs, 32 mins ago
About Me.
Other Game Paltform Accounts

XBOX Live: CyborgParrot96
Game Jolt: CyborgParrot
GameRanger: minmi96
GOG Galaxy: minmi96
Origin: minmi96
UPlay: minmi96
BattleLog: CyborgParrot
Battle.net : CyborgParrot #1822

IF YOU WANT TO TRADE ITEMS THEN READ THIS THROUGHLY
✔ I Will Trade Cosmetics/Hats for Cosmetics/Hats & Taunts.
✔ I Will Trade Refined Metal for Cosmetics/Hats & Taunts.
✔ I Will Trade Reclaimed Metal for Cosmetics/Hats & Weapons.
✔ I Will Trade Scrap Metal for Weapons.
✔ I Will Trade CSGO Skins for Cosmetics/Hats.
✔ I Will Trade any of the Above & Trading Cards for Backgrounds & Emotes, but the Backgrounds/Emotes you're Offering me Must be of Good Quality.
✘ I Will NOT Trade Trading Cards for any TF2 or CSGO Items.
✔ I Will Trade Backgrounds, Emotes, Trading Cards for Backgrounds, Emotes, Trading Cards.
✘ I Will NOT Give Away Free Stuff No Matter how Desperate you are.
✘ I Will NOT Trade with User's whose Accounts are Less than 1 Year Old or Lower than Level 10.
✔ I Will Trade Games for Cosmetics/Hats, Refined Metal, Taunts, & Games (and the other way around).
✔ For every Trade I expect something in return.

These Rules are subject to change.

RULES OF BEING MY FRIEND
#1: If my status is set to Online, you're free to message me.
#2: If my status is set to Away, you're free to message me.
#3: If my status is set to Busy, don't message me.
#4: If I'm in a Singleplayer Game, you're free to message me.
#5: If I'm in a Multiplayer Game, don't message me.
#6: If I'm in a Game with a friend, don't invite me to your game or message me.
#7: Don't ask me for Free TF2 or Steam Community Items (Backgrounds, Emotes, Trading Cards), if you pester me about this you will be blocked and removed.
#8: Don't invite me to your groups without asking me first.
#9: Don't invite me to Trading or Raffle Groups at all, ever.
#10: If you insultingly make fun of me for having Aspergers or my Personal Likes and Interests, you can kiss your arse goodbye with a Vacation to BlockedForFuckingEverVille.

Anyways treat me nicely I will treat you nicely back.
Treat me like an asshole and I treat you like an asshole back.

Other/Past User Names (No Particular Order)

PootisMan
MuzzleLoader
SerbiaStrong
MadnessCombat
CyborgParrot
Lil_Hunter
Seth Gecko
The Gravy/Acid Merchant
Amon☯
minmi96
Cobra
PapaFrank
BonkFaggot
KyloRen66
WaifuKush
Karl Ruprecht Kroenen
Dr.Doomguy
Korrasami4Lyfe
DarthBane
TheRockeeter
Crossbones
Counter-Logic
TheCentipedeGod
HawkMoth
DarkBlade
Alix ☣ Kubdel
Rick Sanchez
Androxus
LtCdrRico
No. 9
Snake Eyes
Gramorr
Liberated Rick

Incase you Forget who I am, just Tag me as CyborgParrot or minmi96.

Recent Activity

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Sir. Barnaby Apr 14 @ 4:55am 
It may be war torn, but it will never be nothing more than that.
We will invade England next.
OmniT00 Mar 29 @ 8:33pm 
Shit, just read your message on the Bsnooch Forums! Sorry for the long time to get back on there and add you, mate!
Tittles Mar 5 @ 5:38am 
<3 <3 <3
Jack the Unaging™ Mar 4 @ 4:42pm 
Hello darkness, my old friend.
Tittles Mar 4 @ 9:39am 
Hi minimi :D
TheRepublic Feb 24 @ 8:07am 
Grtamorr you commented on my post asking about how many people play Black Ops 2, Steam says 485 at the moment but SteamCharts says there is typically an average of about 1500 players on Multiplayer or Zombies at a given time (SteamCharts get all of their data directly from steam). I own the game so If you wanted me too I can download it and see how easy it is to connect to a certain match like hardcore tdm, search and destroy, zombies, etc. so you can see first hand how many people are playing.