Miju mix / merc
Henry   Bargteheide, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Please stop adding me for trading, ffs...
Get a job

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GitHub [github.com]
Trade Link
Battlenet [Miju#2612]

Banter Quotes:

nEG.Justluck: i will fap or smthing while you are gone
nEG.Miju: give me like 1 hour
nEG.Justluck: ... Even i can´t fap that long
nEG.Miju: i believe in you
nEG.Justluck: better get my training gear
nEG.Miju: oh shit
nEG.Justluck: you know, sweat band for right arm
nEG.Justluck: Just go before i get into detail

(guy joins our mumble and keeps reading out porn titels)
nEG.Justluck: Miju
nEG.Justluck: I need answers.
nEG.Miju: its him
nEG.Miju: the guy
nEG.Justluck: Ohhh
nEG.Justluck: That guy
nEG.Miju: the porn guy
nEG.Miju: listen and learn
nEG.Justluck: Cum close and listen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
nEG.Justluck: The fuck ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
nEG.Justluck: Shouldn't we like... kick him or something?
nEG.Miju: he is an admin on this server, i think
nEG.Justluck: Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
nEG.Miju: he is getting paid for this
nEG.Justluck: By who?
nEG.Miju: pornhub

'Prem ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.' -pawl, a 6v6 sniper main

Justluck: Convince me to go to sleep please
Miju: have you masturbated yet?
Justluck: I am at Thomas place
Justluck: ... But he is asleep afterall
Justluck: I guess that a liiittlle merry go around would not hurt anyone
Justluck: And if he ever asks, i was just playing rock paper scissor with myself

the great highlandro: miju would you like to see a magic trick
Miju: sure
the great highlandro: before your very eyes
the great highlandro: i can make
the great highlandro: all the fun and interesting gameplay of team fortress 2
the great highlandro: DISAPPEAR
Miju: o boy
the great highlandro: are you ready
Miju: i am!
the great highlandro: 3
the great highlandro: 2
the great highlandro: 1
the great highlandro: http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/61289097.jpg
the great highlandro: TADA
Miju: how did you do that?
the great highlandro: lol hl
Miju: brilliant

Miju: yo
Miju: what are you up to fam
kittamiau: hallusinations and visions of self harm while I plan my upcoming departure from the mortal world
kittamiau: you?

kaoi: just some dudes hanging out
kaoi: playing some cheaters

Daemon: listen
Daemon: Im pregnant
Daemon: And its yours
Daemon: Esketit

miju: hey greenrab
miju: i have found a video
greenrab: have you?
miju: and me and cougar are agreeing that it represents how you should call as roamer
greenrab: lets see
miju: ima need you to watch it a few times and tell me what you think
miju: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S5Io9Tz0zo
greenrab: is that before or after i jump?
greenrab: like when i jump into two scouts and die right?
miju: now you see
miju: him starting to scream is before the jump
miju: and see how he high fives the guy
miju: that is you dealing dmg
miju: and notice how he still screams
greenrab: can i just bind this to play whenever i jump into them?
greenrab: Also I got excited about an informative video
miju: that is protential micro managing, because you have most of the info on the health of the targets
miju: and you boost your teammates moral with your warcry at the same time
greenrab: thanks for telling me to just yell loudly
greenrab: aaaah
miju: aaaah?
greenrab: thats my warcry
miju: would you describe that as 'aaaah'
miju: that is how you call right now
miju: i need you
miju: to
miju: or rather
miju: that is the ideal call
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Season 27 // High // Sub Soldier
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Season 25 // High // Main Roamer
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Season 21 // Open // Main Roamer
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Season 20 // Open // Main Roamer
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Recent Activity

1,068 hrs on record
last played on Mar 16
4,569 hrs on record
last played on Mar 16
216 hrs on record
last played on Mar 13
twitch.tv/enchantedcider Feb 13 @ 6:11am 
Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・::
Miju mix / merc Jan 30 @ 2:53am 
Stop polluting my profile, cider
twitch.tv/enchantedcider Jan 27 @ 12:26pm 
sometimes i wonder how Real Men™ survive... i mean they have "man-buns" and "man-purses" and "guy-liner", but that's honestly not much to survive on. how do they eat small delicate foods like berries without calling them "man-berries"? how do they perform domestic tasks like going to the store without calling it "man-shopping" or "mopping," if you will. can they wear regular necklaces or must they be called ""mecklaces""? how do they acquire the necessary food, water, and shelter without calling them "mood," "mater," and "melter," respectively? i just don't know how they do it, do they not cringe at every word that doesn't begin with 'm'? yet we don't even see their meakness (man-weakness) because they maintain such strong maces (man-faces). how are they so brave, mexperiencing this life without even the momfort of calling it "mife." are they allowed to dream? or can they only have "man-dreams" or "meams," if you will,
Miju mix / merc Jan 18 @ 5:55am 
twitch.tv/enchantedcider Jan 17 @ 2:22pm 
twitch.tv/enchantedcider Dec 10, 2017 @ 4:26pm 
First of all, sex with horses is illegal. Are you willing to go to jail just so you can fuck a pony? I don't care that they are sexy, cute little vixens but you CAN'T stick your willie in there.
But if you fuck a pony anyway, make sure you don't break your dick. If they give you a hoofjob and squeeze a bit too hard, splat. Game over. Lap dance? splat. Positions where they're on top of you? splat. Women don't come with that risk, even if that means you have to settle with worse. Better bad sex than no sex.
Do you even know where a pony's clitoris is? She would be absolutely bored out of her mind while you search through her massive vagina.
HORSES HAVE NO TITS! They have good asses but tits are life. They go up and down and are squeezable, mendable, jiggly balls of fun.
Look, I know we all secretly want to fuck a pony, but the reality is that we, and they, won't be able to enjoy it as much as you think you would. So settle with a dolphin or an octopus. Just don't fuck a pony.