Gamer, videomaker and translator.
Apparently also a good friend.
Also most definitely not a villain.
Also most definitely not "one of those trader types"

Please refrain from randomly inviting me into public Steam Groups; I can join these myself.
If you suddenly leave me a chat request and then proceed to attempt to phish me... please be more talkative. The last 38 phishers were so mute! And that's terrible.

If my friends list is full and you need to contact me, please leave a comment below.

21:03 - metoxys: I wanted to eat you earlier <3
21:04 - ~(>_<。)~shenanigans: q_q
21:04 - metoxys: because I was hungry <3
21:04 - ~(>_<。)~shenanigans: i-im not food

Current objects of desire and reasons for why I don't own them yet:
- Stock Quality Ebenezer; even though it seems that this is the thing I desire the most out of this game, it doesn't exist (yet)
- Pencil Pusher, Paint Can: Cream Spirit; owners. bloody owners.
- Black Rose; supposedly all of them are owned by collectors already
- Black Rose (any tradability) ( Not Usable in Crafting ); collectors
- Lumbricus Lid (any tradability) ( Not Usable in Crafting ); haven't been successful yet
- Bounty Hat (any tradability) ( Not Usable in Crafting ); collectors
- Level 1 Spectre's Spectacles; collectors
- Professor Speks (any tradability) ( Not Usable in Crafting ); owners refusing to part with it
- Lucky Shot (any tradability) (any craftability), Paint Can: any paint; collectors
- Ebenezer (any tradability) ( Not Usable in Crafting ); Steam Support, I hereby dare you.
- Unusual Salty Dog, Effect: Stormy Storm; not enough excess wealth to just buy one
- Unusual Pencil Pusher, Effect: Nuts & Bolts; not enough excess wealth to just buy one
- L'Inspecteur #1; not enough excess wealth to just buy it
- L'Inspecteur #622; I was not able to find it
- Unusual Stout Shako, Effect: Nuts & Bolts; not enough excess wealth to just buy one

Things that have been obtained even though they were on that list up there:
- a certain unique Lucky Shot; lots of love from Japan
- a certain unique Waxy Wayfinder; months of waiting and research pay off
- Manniversary Paper Hat ( Not Tradable ); sponsored by Infinity Words

22:25 - Xspy70: wait....
22:25 - Xspy70: CSGO has its own steam inventory?
22:25 - metoxys: apparently
22:25 - Xspy70: holy crap
22:25 - Xspy70: HATS
22:25 - metoxys: not hats
22:25 - Xspy70: HATS IN CSGO
22:25 - metoxys: but medals and credits
22:25 - Xspy70: oh
22:25 - Xspy70: darn
22:25 - metoxys: I don't think that there'll be hats
22:25 - metoxys: I mean, come on
22:25 - metoxys: that's just ridiculous
22:25 - metoxys: I mean, what first person shooter needs hats?
22:25 - metoxys: ... wait
22:25 - metoxys: nvm

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