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Mendoza (¬_¬)

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IMMA CHARGIN MA CHARGER!!!!!!!

Brian O

Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada 

I have to wait until the end of February for L4D2 PC unless anyone wants to guest pass me if they have one.


Mendoza [TTK]: when life gives you lemons, just take the damn lemons, put them down your pants and act all macho
|Phoenix|: rofl
|Phoenix|: XD
Mendoza [TTK]: BALLS OF CITRUS
|Phoenix|: ROFLMAO XD


Mendoza [TTK]: if you have sex with a clone of yourself is that incest or masturbation?
Mendoza [TTK]: zero punctuation
|Phoenix|: i have no idea.
Mendoza [TTK]: ...
Mendoza [TTK]: well
Mendoza [TTK]: btw that was from zero punctuation
Mendoza [TTK]: if jerkin off is called having sex with your self
Mendoza [TTK]: then i call clone f***ing extended jerkin off
|Phoenix|: haha xD


Mendoza: do you think they keep track of crotch shots in l4d2?
๖ۣۜPhoenix: ...
๖ۣۜPhoenix: i hope so.
Mendoza: LOLOLLOLOLOL
๖ۣۜPhoenix: lol xD
๖ۣۜPhoenix: so. that was pretty funny. want it on your profile page?
๖ۣۜPhoenix: :P
Mendoza: they do in some other games i have
๖ۣۜPhoenix: ill sell it to you
Mendoza: no you- what?
๖ۣۜPhoenix: indeed.


Mendoza (¬_¬): lawl
Mendoza (¬_¬): i just found a dead guy
|Phoenix.:Nox [Knight]: was he raped?
Mendoza (¬_¬): who appears to have cut his wrists with a butter knife
|Phoenix.:Nox [Knight]: ..
|Phoenix.:Nox [Knight]: LMAO
Mendoza (¬_¬): WUSS
|Phoenix.:Nox [Knight]: extreme emo maybe?
Mendoza (¬_¬): *pass the butter,son. OH GOD*
|Phoenix.:Nox [Knight]: XD


GLITCHES

Assassin's Creed II Walk on air (Xbox360 version)

You will need your throwing knives for this.
Select your knives and hold X while running/walking. Holding X will make you move automatically, so you only need to hold X and walk off a roof. This works once every time you walk/run off a roof/other high place so you CANNOT catch yourself again using this glitch.
USE WITH CAUTION there is a chance your game will crash.

Team Fortress 2 Three Handed Spy
Dead Ringer watch and normal Revolver needed for best effect. Simply shoot, reload and cloak; if you did it right, you will bring out your watch and reload you revolver at the same time. SHOWING THREE HANDS

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smurfee1 posted on November 09, 2009 @ 12:45pm
how do u keep on getting so many friends?
 
|Phoenix.:Nox [Knight] posted on November 07, 2009 @ 5:55pm
I drew 3 new ones now and made one of photoshop O.o
Random picture changing gooo!
 
|Phoenix.:Nox [Knight] posted on October 28, 2009 @ 8:56am
And now i have another one...i think you may be right :c
 
|Phoenix.:Nox [Knight] posted on October 23, 2009 @ 6:56am
well maybeh its cause i draw too many things then >:3
 
.:ТИΞ ςЩЄD׀ЅҢ PІппэ:.® posted on October 20, 2009 @ 8:44am
My swine flu brother!!!
 
smurfee1 posted on October 18, 2009 @ 12:56pm
omg you got alot of friends


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