ATC!: Let's just say we're not Air Traffic Control

Please look at the icon to the left. If you cannot figure out what it means, you are hereby mentally crippled and we cannot be held responsible for what is about to happen to you. By reading this paragraph you consent to this rule.

We apologize in advance for any temporary discomfort, hair, limb and/or blood loss, depression, projectile vomiting, explosive diarrhea, or unexplainable discharges from places that cannot have discharges. We will ensure it is more permanent next time and appreciate your cooperation.

(1458 cripples were harmed in the making of this Steam page)