Congratulations! You are now playing Team Fortress 2.
Team Fortress 2 is very simple. - You are always playing Team Fortress 2. - You cannot win. You can only lose. - You lose whenever you remember Team Fortress 2. - Whenever you remember Team Fortress 2, you have to announce out loud: "I lose" - After you lose, you have 30 minutes during which you can remember Team Fortress 2 without losing. - As soon as you mention Team Fortress 2 to anyone, they begin playing as well. - The goal of Team Fortress 2 is to have everyone on earth playing.
TEAM FORTRESS 2. YOU JUST LOST IT.
Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Gabe Newell while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
Gabe Newell once won a game of tug-o-war without tugging.
Substitute Group for: "Gabe Newell's Fat Group for Fat Friends" & "Gabe Newell's Fat Group for Fat Amigos and "Gabe Newell's Fat Group for Fat Hombres"
Which were taken down by Valve, because they were too good to be true.
Goodnight Sweet Prince(s), we will miss you.
Welcome to Gaben Fortress 2.
After 10,000 years in development.
Hopefully it will have been worth the weight.
The sequel to Left 4 Dead.
This game now features daylight instead of night and has a more action-based atmosphere to it.
It features four new survivors: Coach, Ellis, Nick and Rochelle.
It also features new special infected, like the Jockey, Charger and Spitter, along with the four special infected from Left 4 Dead.
If you liked Left 4 Dead, you should get this game with no doubt, but beware.
If what intrested you in L4D was the dark atmosphere, you might be a little dissapointed with this one.
Day of Defeat: Source
A World War 2 Game made by Valve
You are placed in the roles of either an american soldier or german soldier during the second world war.
The game is really fun to play, but the community in this game isin't that good.
Nobody can take a joke and everyone either camps or pretends to be a real soldier.
It's kind of annoying, there are no custom game modes like in other games.
So it's a serious shooter unlike CS:S and TF2.
I liked it, but it gets boring after a while, a mediocore game.
Get it if you like it.
Kane & Lynch 2 is about Kane and Lynch.
It follows the story of Kane meeting with Lynch in Shanghai.
The duo laters goes to take care of small business and accidently shoot the daughter of a drug lord.
The game is loads of fun, and has a gears of war'ish cover system.
It's mainly a third person shooter, it has a mediocore story but is still fun.
The cover system is broken, and the game is shown through the camera, so it's shaky, and if it rains, the camera gets rain drops on it.
Well you get the idea.
The game costs 20€, it's a nice game, but it's not worth it.
If you want it anyway and it sounds intresting to you, go ahead.
The multiplayer is quite fun.