"Now listen, tender lumplings, let me take you by the hand,
I'll take you from this hell-hole to the promised-land,
but don't blame me, oh children, if those promises don't keep,
cause promises, like lives, can be bought so very cheap." - Danny Elfman

"I have a fear that one day, I'll go to take a shit, and the shit will take me instead." - Crit1kal

"Do you dare challenege me, to a battle of perky nipples?" - Crit1kal

Our Gaben, Who art at VALVe
Hallowed be Thy Game;
Thy third one come,
Thy will be done,
on Earth as it is in Black Mesa.
Give us this day our daily deals,
and forgive us our trolling,
as we forgive those who troll against us;
and lead us not into consoles,
but deliver us from duos. Amen.

In the name of the Freeman, the Coach and the Holy GLaDOS.

Remember, Bill died for your sins.

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