No quit to menu, I've had to restart due to characters getting stuck on terrain SEVERAL times, and they don't explain a goddamn thing about the character abilities unless you go into the "help" option while paused which, for a tim schaffer game, is just fucking embarassing. Music's nice, visuals are decent, writing could be a bit better, the characters have no voice/personality basically. Worth 15 dollars? Maybe just barely. I'm willing to bet a lot of tf2 hat-whores are disappointed with their purchase though.
26 January 2013 @ 12:58pm
Over-hyped pile of bullshit. Hardly a rogue-like at all. Rogues teach you everytime you fail. This just punishes you unless you get lucky. More RTS than rogue, which is NOT the reason I wanted to buy a game touting itself as a roguelike. Can not reccommend this to anyone.
27 December 2012 @ 8:04pm
"We reccommend you use a controller for this game" actually means "we can't be fucked to spend another second on this game and all of the 'Push X' buttons are still xbox buttons". Really goddamn professional. But the art is solid and the gameplay is solid.
24 November 2012 @ 2:16pm
What a pile of shit. It doesn't matter how may pieces of evidence you get, if you fuck up your accusation or your calling bullshit on somebody, you lose for the rest of teh case. Just gotta do THE WHOLE THING OVER AGAIN to get it right. Fucking awful. 7.50 wasted. I wish they'd done this game right, I heard such great reviews but it's a bunch of shitty gussing minigames and shitty criminal chases. Do not buy this.
30 June 2012 @ 8:03pm
I'm pretty sure this game is the same pile of shit it was a few years ago. The tragedy is I paid for the first one, so I guess that's an improvement??
19 April 2012 @ 5:20pm
For 5 dollars, I'd rather buy taco bell and spend the whole night shitting instead of buying this game again. It's garbage and it's awful at teaching its players the nuances of the game. What a pile of shit.
10 April 2012 @ 4:09pm
Don't buy this fucking game for the coop. Only the host levels and gets gear and gold, you on the other hand, get NOTHING. Controlls handle like a pile of shit, it's a tragedy this game's stuck on my games list forever now.
26 March 2012 @ 4:15pm
The music, the narration, the game play? Oh man it's totally great.
Consider buying the soundtrack, it's fantastic.
27 December 2011 @ 1:33pm
Oh good god I can't like this game enough. Worth 10 dollars? Definitely. I want you to imagine the RPG aspect of minecraft, but 900 times better. Character and gear progresssion, material acquisition, NPCs, house building, monsters to fight, bosses to fight, a nifty soundtrack, constant updates, no bullshit dlc. What else can you ask for?
3 July 2011 @ 1:37pm


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