through the fire and PINGAS!!!!

noah

Staunton, Virginia, United States 

all you gotta do is add a cup of flower and add it to the mix! Now just add a little something sweet not sour, a bit of salt just a pinch! Making these treats is such a sinch, add a teaspoon of vanilla. Add a little more, and you count to four and you never get your filla! Cupcakes so sweet and tasty! Cupcakes, don't be too hasty. Cupcakes, cupcakes! Cupcakes! Cupcakes!

The Temple of Time:
A place where a boy becomes a man
when a man becomes a warrior
and a warrior becomes a hero
Where fairy-tales become myths
when myths become legends
and where legends become reality

Time..cruel..fearful
A swamp, where one is about to executed one for a crime he did not commit..
A sea, where a fallen musician can only lament his failure..
A mountain, where a leader is powerless to save his people..
A valley, where the ghosts of the past still fight a war that has long since ended..
A town..caught between it all..where the end begins..
And one boy..a hero..with all the time in the world..and no time at all..to save this world.
This is Majora's Mask.

My life fucking sucks. One of my friends is a complete ass, and regularly gets into "competitions" because she has a low self esteem. another is a complete fucking introvert who we literally have to drag to do anything beyond hanging out at home. At least she's not as back as the two workaholics, neither of which pushes down the impulse to work. And sometimes I swear they use the fact they work for a living to guilt trip us. And even THEY pale in comparison to my older sister. Major OCD.

I have no words to describe the last "friend". Think an entire party school's worth of frat boys wrapped up in one bitch.

This is of course ignoring the fact I work long hours, for little pay if any, for my older sister and her boss. I play little messenger for them all damn day.

At least I can breath fire and shit.

I shall become... GIGA TURBO EVIL, NUCLEAR NAZI, APOCALYPTIC HOLOCAUST DEMON, DARK SCORPION CLAW, 666 TRILLION MEGAGIGINIGGAWATT 9001!!!!!!

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