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Marten   Gelderland, Netherlands

All Hail Me, The Pink Banana King!

Just because I'm losing, doesn't mean I'm lost.


A king without a kingdom is a man without a heart, broken empty and alone.

Distribute my soul across the universe and let my mind rest with the fishes.

i dont know about you boys, but caffeine is the only high i need. That and cocaine

If i don't believe in him, why would he believe in me

"We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita; Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." I suppose we all thought that, one way or another."

God save us everyone, will we burn inside the fires of a thousand suns?

TurboTwins TurboTwins, een zweed die spreekt geen fins.
Quotes from people on the interwebs

Bonkaholic! : at least I didnt spent 30 dorrar on a pink banana hat

Grenjabob: you are actually not shit

Lux: Before you go, here is some pussy to watch


*DOOD* Random Crits : thats... a pink banana
Martenbiter : yes
[ROM]Surubica : i know
*DOOD* Random Crits : tahts why i prefer tf2 over the OW

6:34 PM - TC Marten: i got Manjaro Linux (Openbox) running on this laptop
6:34 PM - TC Marten: its nice
6:34 PM - a hentai connoisseur: why did i read marijuana

0:05 - Asaaj_ ヽ(・ω・ゞ) mix/merc?!: dude yesterday i was on pornhub and like
0:05 - Asaaj_ ヽ(・ω・ゞ) mix/merc?!: they had highschool dxd there, the actualy show not some porn of it
0:05 - Asaaj_ ヽ(・ω・ゞ) mix/merc?!: i was like
0:05 - Asaaj_ ヽ(・ω・ゞ) mix/merc?!: wtf xd
0:05 - Asaaj_ ヽ(・ω・ゞ) mix/merc?!: is highschool dxd so lewd they have to put it on pornhub

web4ik125240 : да заебали со своими снайперками мудаки

2:39 - B4n4n4m4n<35udd3nly5t4rm14: niga
2:39 - B4n4n4m4n<35udd3nly5t4rm14: what if ur shors are feeled with peanut butter
2:39 - B4n4n4m4n<35udd3nly5t4rm14: then ur shoea are filed with butter
2:40 - meme. Marten: i guess you are right

1:55 - Bananaman: if yu culd choose, hicken or vegatables
1:55 - Bananaman: wuld u pick niggas?
1:55 - Bananaman: cuz
1:55 - Bananaman: peopl say thet
1:55 - Bananaman: if yu think u are black
1:55 - Bananaman: ur white
1:56 - meme. Marten: wat

1:41 - H-space: Your pyro play is kinda like slenderman
1:42 - H-space: I'm fine as long as I don't look to hard

S'you : guys kick EV Martin!
S'you : medic cheat aimbot///

*SPEC* Singa : [Ev] Marten , I respect your stranges
*DEAD* [EV] Marten : thanks

2:06 - Goo: Zondergrappen,mijnspatiewerktnietmeer
2:07 - Goo: Watikeigenlijkwouzeggenis
2:07 - Goo: watisdit,larsdieserieusoptempodrumt
2:07 - Goo: okwtfmijnheletoetsenbordfaalt

[EV] Beastbow: welke dag is het vnadaag?
mB: Marten: donderdag
mB: Marten: lol
[EV] Beastbow: hmmm
[EV] Beastbow: oke
[EV] Beastbow: ja lol
mB: Marten: slimbo
[EV] Beastbow: heb da niet allemaal kunne bijhouden zo XD

21:35 - Chopper (^_^;): btw I got something better than a medic pick earlier
21:35 - Chopper (^_^;): >3
21:36 - Chopper (^_^;): aka you

21:17 - MC Burger @ dodges like turtle: which key is backspace?
21:18 - Jäljittelijä #broder: you mean in console tf2
21:18 - Jäljittelijä #broder: or
21:18 - Jäljittelijä #broder: what
21:18 - MC Burger @ dodges like turtle: in general

antares___ : marten, if you're reading this. *** you and your med spam script

i will stay up and touch myself - Lux 2016
Currently In-Game
Team Fortress 2
Scary :3 []

Recent Activity

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Currently In-Game
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last played on Mar 22
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last played on Mar 21
cider 13 hours ago 
!!! evidence of prem medic not knowing basic medic knowledge !!!

Deep Mind, Deeper State: Medics now have slightly higher health regeneration when healing a hurt patient
Deep Mind, Deeper State: i swear i never knew this
cider: omg
cider: XDDD
cider: prem medic
Deep Mind, Deeper State: wat
Deep Mind, Deeper State: who knows this
Deep Mind, Deeper State: other than you and phea
Deep Mind, Deeper State: no one
Social Media Experiment ® Mar 22 @ 4:16am 
@add me on snapchat
cider Mar 21 @ 5:50pm 
Given the choice between an animal with fur and one without fur, most people would think the animal covered in fur would be cuter. And if we applied that logic to people, then everyone would be a furry.
⚔️nuzeclan⚔️ gatsan Mar 20 @ 11:29am 
The Nuze Clan Will Prevail
Social Media Experiment ® Mar 20 @ 9:16am 
hey marten. Hi.
cider Feb 16 @ 2:12pm 
Marten: i want you to put it in, but its a bad idea