I've wanted to apologize for how I've been acting lately. I know-- I know-- there is no excuse for my behavior. I just.... I'm having a hard time dealing with your fame and fortune, whereas I having nothing more than the shirt on my back. I hope you understand, it's not you, it's me, and only me. I hope you can forgive me, and I'm sorry.
P.S. You left your #1 Map Maker thong at my house, I can drop it off after work tonight.