This is an absolutely true story.
Two weeks ago I was heading to a family member's house for a birthday party. I came up around a turn on a motorcycle dat had just flipped, prob like 5 seconds before I got thur. The rider wuz in his late twenties, an had been throw frum the bike and appurently hit a telfone pole. I jus sat behin him in mah truck, and in seconds da mergency crews showd up. in dat short time, i watched a rivah of blood run frum his helmet down the sidewawk, an his azz slowly went frum convulsin an taken deep breafs 2 no mooment at all. wen dey flip his body ova he wuz jus limp.... i wuz direkid away frum duh seen befo dey leff but im sho hiz ass wuz ded dat shit was fuked up fo realz

posting my shame on my own profile..... low man.... low

kkam'

Its Makk, he's back, yet on the attack,
Taking bitches from the front while still watchin 'is back,
only be better if his ass could hack, but other's ideas he's willing to jack!

1324.9 hrs in TF2 does that make you good at that game now?

bikes bro. sounds important