"Curing the infection... One bullet at a time..."
Are you:
A Hunter-Punter? A De-Charger?
A Smoker-Choker? A Jockey-Blockey?
A Tank-Buster? A Spitter-Killer?
A Witch-Hunter?
A Boomer…uhh…KA-Boomer?
Then this is the group for you!
Leaders of TZE:
MonoBrow the Field-Medic/Witch-Hunter - Left 4 Dead
BoOmHeAdShOt the Sniper/Smoker-Choker - Left 4 Dead
Zemyx the Scavenger/Boomer-KA-Boomer - Left 4 Dead
Honorary ZE include:
Ellis, Francis, Whitaker, Zoey, Nick, Chicago Ted, Coach, Louis, Keith, Bill, Virgil & Rochelle - Left 4 Dead
Gordon Freeman, Alyx Vance & Father Grigori - Half-Life
Frank West, Brad Garrison, Jessica McCarney & Isabela Keys - Dead Rising
The Lone Wanderer & his/her Followers - Fallout
Chris and Claire Redfield, Jill Valentine, "Alice", Carlos Olivera & Sheva Alomar - Resident Evil
Isaac Clarke, Kendra Daniels & Zach Hammond - Dead Space
Sookie Stackhouse & her Allies - True Blood
Master Chief, Avery Johnson, Arbiter & Miranda Keys - Halo
Anti ZE:
Brock Mason & Carlito Keys - Dead Rising
GraveMind - Halo
Dr.Challus Mercer & HiveMind - Dead Space
Wesker, Dr. Isaacs/Tyrant & Percival "Spence" Spencer - Resident Evil
CEDA, "The Church Guy", Joseph-3114 & Stygimoloch - Left 4 Dead
You can be admitted into this group if:
* You play fairly
* You're slighty mature
* You have some comedic value
* You don't bad-mouth your teammates
* You listen for the team plan, there's no "I" in team
* You don't trash talk your enemies unless provoked
* You betray your team just before you leave/quit/are kicked
* You don't go rampaging alone in hopes of looking like an expert, again, there's no "I" in team
Fun Facts about Zombies:
Zombies can be anything from the Flood, Necromorphs, Headcrabs and Vampires to just your average "every day" zombies.
Bottom line, you're a zombie or branch of it if you're dead and still walking.
Zombie-hood can result from advanced rabies, chemical warefare, infections, alien parasites, or even voodoo and things unholy.
Normal zombies are usually stupid, slow and loud...not to be confused with hippies.
Zombies like human flesh...a lot...
Zombies tend to trip and puke every now n' then...not to be confused with alcoholics.
Most likely Victims:
Rich, bitch-like girl
Fat guy
Old couple
Zombies
Most likely Survivors:
EXTREME Redneck
Black Cop
Russian Dude
Beautiful Nurse
We like you if you play ANY zombie-game/movie/show/sport!!!
Our Brother Group is:
Left 4 Feetcrabs




